being a DM in dnd like

bubonickitten:

klutenpetter:

derinthemadscientist:

brotheralyosha:

esmiedo:

esmiedo:

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@helpicantthinkofaurl

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I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that. 

In the very first D&D game that I ever played, our party was standing right outside the entrance to a dungeon. Part of the area was covered in a red energy field. Inside the red energy field, all of the grass was dead, and right on the border between the area inside the energy field and outside of it, there was a collection of dead animals, insects, and other forest creatures. As we watched, a little bunny came hopping up, hopped into the red energy field, and, the moment that it entered the field, instantly dropped dead.

Guess what one of our players decided to do next. Take a wild fuckin guess.

Our DM literally set up a colour block puzzle for us and by the end of it one PC was stranded in the astral plane and we’d permanently lost one of the four Mystical World-saving MacGuffins.

In one of our very first campaigns the villain put our group into a labyrinth and told us some ominous shit about he we miiight get out of there.

We were in the labyrinth for at least 4 hours. Probably more like 5 ½.

We had tried everything, following intructions, doing the opposite of the instructions. The mages had analysed the labyrinth, and found that it had SOME KIND of magic in it. We had questioned the npcs inside the labyrinth, tried to force them to us what they knew. Nothing worked. Every player was this close to losing it, one was standing at the windows, staring off into the distance. Our DM was both amused and incredibly done with our bullshit.

We had no idea what to do, our DM was giving us little hints, which we didn’t get. It was awful. Until one of our dwarf mercenaries proclaimed that he would now smash his head against the wall out of frustration.

And guess what. The Labyrinth shattered and our group stood in a 10x10 room. It had been a magically enhanced mirror labyrinth. We had been walking in circled the last couple of hours.

[griffin mcelroy voice] “yeah this is not a fucking puzzle, it is essentially a junior jumble

polyglotplatypus:

all members of the strider fam confirmed for too hot to handle

gatodelfuturo:

Mina, No

darqueloaf:

electric-eff:

lakritzwolf:

transcoranic:

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ceruleancynic:

camwyn:

nemhaine42:

i’m starting to hate the frequency of pinterest as a google result more than i hate pinterest itself. listen, google, googly-mate, pinterest isn’t a fuckign source. I want the sites those pictures came from because those are the ones with information such as dates, which is the entire point of the thing I am googling.   

Damn right. How the hell am I supposed to find tutorials on how to do wire work or bead weaving when the first howevermany pages of Google results are some idiot’s cluster of Pinterest collections of those tutorials?

SOMEONE ELSE HATES PINTEREST AS MUCH AS I DO

not only does it fuck with sourcing images, but you can’t even SEE the images unless you have a ~pinterest account~ which I have zero interest in acquiring; it does this so completely adorable coy little thing where it shows you half the page and then when you scroll down it goes *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* JOIN PINTEREST 2 SEE MORE! *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* and my systolic reading spikes. 

and google lists individual pinterest pages as separate results, so if a picture is popular, there can be HUNDREDS of pinterest listings before you find anything you could possibly trace back to a source.

listen, all my art bros who are mad about people not sourcing art, i dig that, i agree that sourcing is important, but maybe stop saying reverse image search is easy or ‘30 seconds’ or whatever. sometimes it’s just straight up impossible because fucking pinterest ruins everything.

SUPER EASY WAY TO AVOID PINTEREST: type your query and then -pinterest

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7 of the first 12 results are from pinterest

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zero items from pinterest not a single one I’m free

Reblog to save a set of nerves.

YES THANK YOU fuck pinterest

You can also use Google advanced search :D

https://www.google.com/advanced_search

turing-tested:

andrew hussie, holding a kernelsprite: hey guys. welcome to my speed run of character arc resolution.

roosterteethdump:
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theodwulf:

One thing I haven’t seen anyone mention yet about the FCC disaster is how it’s going to affect LGBTQ teens.

If they repeal net neutrality, then your ISP is going to be charging you separate extras for each website you access, right?

Which means they’re going to TRACK which websites you access, because of course they will, how else are they going to know what to charge you for?

Which means your internet history is going to SHOW UP ON YOUR MONTHLY INTERNET BILL. You know, the ones the parents see every month, in a household with teenagers.

So suppose you have a gay teen, living in a household where it isn’t safe to come out? You know, like the one I was in? The one my husband was in? They now would not be able to look up any information, use any resources, or contact any allies online. You know, the thing I did. The thing my husband had to do. That option is completely off the table if Net Neutrality goes down.

starlightshoe:

starlightshoe:

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dudes do we have a fuckin canon “are you a derse or prospit dreamer” test holy s h i t

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theyre giving us all the info this is the pottermore of homestuck holy shit

auto-responders:

a great example of how people have accepted too many values of fanon content irt homestuck/hiveswap to be truer than canon is WP literally coming out with an Official in-depth and genuine alignment quiz filled with oodles of information and tropes relevant to aspects, lunar sways, signs, and the personalities of those results… and people being like “well, no, this info is actually wrong” based on fanon interpretations written by people Not Andrew Hussie & Co. that they hold at a higher standard just bc it fits their personal headcanons

glumshoe:

One of my favorite tropes is “Villain Decay”. It’s not a redemption or reformation - the character themself doesn’t necessarily change morally or behaviorally, but the as the stakes become higher and more serious antagonists are introduced, the original villain seems harmless and friendly in comparison.

like jack spicer who was the main villain in xiaolin showdown until his hired underlings went awol and proved to be much more competent? and then chase young resurrected wuya and was a major player so at that point he was a minor inconvenience?