undercitytwerkteam:

things that are good, in no particular order:

• animals with markings that look like eyebrows
• animals with markings that look like socks
  

What about animals with markings that look like mustaches

mittensmorgul:

I saw this on the tweeter:

and yes. yes I would. Leaving out all the empowering quotes and small talismans, I’ve got three horses, a swarm of bees, and a fucking dragon. I think I’ll be fine.

(and since one of the quotes is “Not all those who wander are lost” and another is “Nemo me impune lacessit,” I think I’m even covered in the “empowering quotes” department)

genderdeath:

the stars on the american flag represent the myth of george washington crankin his hog into the potomac, thus seeding the american continent with life

incorrectlozbotwquotes:

Sidon: We need a plan of attack!

Link: I have a plan. ATTACK!

pacificrim:

ratguzzler-deactivated20181213:

this is formatted exactly like a trump tweet

hyenuh:

powerburial:

smh = smoke my herb

lmao = let me acquire ounce

lol = lets overdo lazy

rofl = roll one for later

haha = high as hell aaaah

swag = smoke weed a gram

bye = bud yeah elevate

baseballcardvandals:

It’s medium and we all know it!

Own this BCV Original.

ananswer:

synthot:

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

dot-emcee:

Uno game intensifies

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