Silver Tongue
daily-betas:
“magical (furry) girl
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daily-betas:

magical (furry) girl

franticchaos:

ameliaglitter:

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

gluten-free-pussy:

afronerdism:

gluten-free-pussy:

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

You are a genius and I’m using this

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

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Originally posted by ihiphop

Whenever a married couple calls in escalated, I always address whichever one seems the most rational. 9/10 it’s the wife. Usually, the husband gets cut out of the conversation until we’re done.

Memorable quotes:

“She’s explaining it to me now and you were wrong.”

“Honey, stop talking so the nice lady can help us.”

“Why don’t you go have some coffee while Amelia and I figure this out? Hmmmm?”

“I understand it and I will explain it to you later. Let me get this taken care of.”

“I understand, sweetie, can you explain it to my husband real quick? [aside] Now, you listen to this lady and don’t interrupt!”

Calm wives in the face of their overemotional husbands are a customer service lifeline.

Reblog to save someone from unnecessary bullshit

people who hate bubbline look like this
tricksterdaily:
“whatta hug!
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tricksterdaily:

whatta hug!

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Wait, lemme find the sheet…

Bard: Oh my god, you’re the worst. You’re banned from DMing. I’m the DM now.

DM: Wha-

Bard: Jon Arbuckle approaches the party and offers you some weed-

random-cluster-missile:

notetoself-justdont:

random-cluster-missile:

“I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,

singing ‘Ayo…’

DESPACITO…”

y'know what, fuck you in particular

That’s fair

hexgirlz:

whyaremyusernamestaken:

rae-being-naughty:

theweirdwideweb:

Today’s tumblr glitch is *spins prize wheel* Uhhhhh everyone posts comments with no text, just 5 empty comments from different blogs one after another attached to every post.




cvberdemon:

zanimez:

please watch jenna marbles fuck around with a green screen im literally pissing myself