Silver Tongue

candygarnet:

“love is just a chemical reaction” yeah bitch well so is coke and mentos but its still fucking epic!!!

delmondo:

delmondo:

i’m watching a video about spongebob battle for bikini bottom speedrunning tech and there’s apparently a trick in “sandy’s dream” stage where there is a giant floating acorn and you can reach it as spongebob if you do all this fancy shit and this trick is referred to as “fast nut”

update: apparently there’s an even fancier and harder trick to do to get you there even faster and it’s called “turbo nut”

itsqueerlyhalloween:

Holy fucking christ

daxratchet:
“i was told to draw this and so i did
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This is blatant stew erasure

daxratchet:

i was told to draw this and so i did

This is blatant stew erasure

mewsicalmiss:

virgilsblogofanxietys:

shes-demons-jim:

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, Who’s there?

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

Yes.

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tranarchist:

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Terfs have started a campaign putting up penis stickers in major cities and now there are reports they’ve adopted the nazi tactic of hiding razor blades behind them to injure anyone trying to remove them.

Cover them with another sticker or scratch with a key to be safe, more advice here.

pochowek:

gaygothur:

pochowek:

gaygothur:

Alternate universe where instead of basing their art style on Disney animation, furries developed their “its not nsfw only one of his balls is out” fursonas based on this art style. 

That’s not an alternate universe that’s just right wing furries

Do I dare ask to see?

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no

kateordie:

The greatest ending in film history

do you ever think about how technically joey is jade and johns older sister
Anonymous

honespytotallydead:

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I totally do

hang on man u cant see this post until ure finished connecting