Silver Tongue

deathnotereblogs:

I was skimming through fanfics and found this gem.

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theminttu:
“you’re dating the grim reaper?
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theminttu:

you’re dating the grim reaper?

mitski-miyawakis:

o0jaywolf0o:

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gumballs callin us out

i can hear the air being pushed through his nose

lmao

necphilak:

madhattergames:

necphilak:

modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these

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Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort

make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here

i cant believe fenrir was imprisoned at a water park

s-opal:
“Jade plays Second Life
”

s-opal:

Jade plays Second Life

adurot:

queer-disillusion:

nerdy-chocobo:

birb-bath:

mister-christmas:

eric-coldfire:

haiku-robot:

in-real-life-there-is-no-algebra:

protocol00:

velen-z-the-lucario:

protocol00:

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies: 

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mostly untrue *yes I am going to be that guy*

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My dude.

some more anime boob physics for you: 

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i had to do some uncomfortable google image searches for these!

i had to do some
uncomfortable google
image searches for these



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

How dare you leave out the best one?

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Originally posted by drilanime

You’re just jealous your tits don’t move like that because they’re weighed down by your sense of self-doubt.

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*boing*

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So anime creators really never seen a boob in real life huh

“you’re just jealous your boobs don’t move like that” what because they contain actual muscle and shit? I’m fine without water balloon tits that fly everywhere and would actually be really uncomfortable thanks

excuse me, but y’all are forgetting this

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@zedrin-maybe

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

wearing green is gay culture

this may sound like a shitpost but in the 19th century green carnations were a sign of being gay AND in ancient rome, yellowish-green clothing was a sign that a man was effeminate and therefore probably gay, so green is a gay color and only gay people can wear it now

i cant believe that link, luigi and master chief are all gay!

cosmicfriendsforever:
“ blueberriejelly:
“  He punches you into next week.
You find yourself going about your business a week later. Looks like you’re doing a little grocery shopping.
You’re a bit confused, having no memory of the previous week. You...

cosmicfriendsforever:

blueberriejelly:

 He punches you into next week.

You find yourself going about your business a week later. Looks like you’re doing a little grocery shopping.

You’re a bit confused, having no memory of the previous week. You have no idea what is on your grocery list. Are you out of milk?? What kind of produce do you need to stock up on??? It is all a little overwhelming.

AMAZING

neurodivergent-crow:
“ welcometonegrotown:
“ This reminds me of the time a reporter went out to a tea party rally and interviewed people as they were leaving.
All of these people were for cutting every government entitlement possible. When asked, a...

neurodivergent-crow:

welcometonegrotown:

This reminds me of the time a reporter went out to a tea party rally and interviewed people as they were leaving.

All of these people were for cutting every government entitlement possible. When asked, a large portion of the people interviewed were on some kind of entitlement program (Medicaid, veterans benefits, OAS).

The vast majority of these people didn’t believe this money was a handout and had no problem receiving it.  They were however against others (that don’t look like them) getting it.

They mean non-whites and The Gays