yourplayersaidwhat:

Giant black widow spider: We have been trapped down here for so long. And these are my lovers (points to the two giant wolf spiders)

Sorcerer (OOC): What’s my charisma?

parks-and-rex:

peterparkesfluff:

parks-and-rex:

cottonginandjuice:

xelamanrique318:

andthewasp:

andthewasp:

andthewasp:

if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

what about……..all of the empty and abandoned planets……..he couldn’t have restributed populations there? or like………..what about endangered species they’re pretty much gone now thanks to T Hanos…………..he really didn’t think this through………….

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

Maybe I’m wrong but all he would need is the Space Stone to teleport and  redistribute resources + life. But I guess killing half of all life made more sense.

Or he could’ve just created more planets and teleported the halfs but a bitch is too dumb

He can throw a moon for a fight but teleporting some resources is too much work?

Originally posted by mcufam

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

Originally posted by jamesrhodey

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

probablybadrpgideas:

Instead of saying “roll for initiative”, blow a horn and cry “time to step aboard the Pain Train!”

acutelyrelated:

nessiemccormick:

katsuurio:

spastictrash:

now that tumblr has colored text you can highlight important things like youre in an ace attorney game

ballistic markings are the fingerprints of a weapon.

(And ironically comment about something in blue…)

September 5th

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marcusbrutus:

pmd culture is hoarding blue gummis so you don’t have to go hunting for them when you get to the manaphy chapter

wonderytho:

me irl

chefpyro:

I can shoot beams from my eyes and move things with my mind now

Do you have the ability to kill a yak from 1000 yards away using mind bullets?

eighthdoctor:

mynameiswells:

#OSHA (operatic safety and health administration) (x)

[tweet from rachel jane andelman @rajadelman:
Always wear your opera gloves when you attend the opera. Also wear your opera goggles. Know the location of the opera safety shower station. Now you are ready to handle that dangerous and corrosive material, the opera.“
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chefpyro:

I don’t really get crushes anymore. Not since I started dating my girlfriend two years ago. Guess my mind is too focused on her, no time for crushes, no sir, got a perfectly fine girl right there, don’t need anything else.

I think you might have a crush on your gf