amosseleznev92:

banishedquasiroyal:

timurmurtazin:

banishedquasiroyal:

plump9000:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES

SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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mlewl:

listen i still havent gotten into taz but it always has the funniest wiki pages

startrekin-it:

dappermouth:

dappermouth:

Passed a clinic today whose slogan said  “Healthcare When You Want It.” But…what’s the alternative? Healthcare when I…don’t want it?

doctor busting through my window at 3am: TIME FOR A CHECKUP, BITCH

Originally posted by bi-est-witch-of-middleearth

thefranticspriter:

au where the players from the previous session design the god tiers of the next

bonus rose with an outfit designed by vriska and colored by terezi

naruting:

jocklee:

how is all the naruto kids gonna look like shit in their 30s but gai sensei, nearly 50 yrs old, can still get it ???

the fucking exit sign 

chefpyro:

grandma said she saw a minions duvet cover in the store. asked if i wanted it.

the disgust on my face spoke for itself, apparently.

so you said yes?

pr1nceshawn:

Why Dogs Aren’t “Practice Babies”

borgerpearl:

berrystumpytail:

borgerpearl:

borgerpearl:

borgerpearl:

Asking someone if they watch anime dubbed or subbed is basically the same as asking if they’re a top or a bottom.

To clarify, people who watch the dub are tops and people who watch the sub are bottoms.

Brave of you to assume people who watch anime fuck

This is the only criticism I will accept on this post

jitterbugjive:

“Erasure” isn’t about changing characters’ races. It’s about excluding groups of people who aren’t well represented from something that has no reason to erase them. IE: A movie taking place in America/Europe but only showing white people despite it being somewhere that other races would in fact occupy.

erasure is why theres people who think ancient greece and rome was 100% white and 100% straight

animalwoonz:

By: @fransditaa

Instagram: @animalwoonz