mooncustafer:
strangelock221b:
prismatic-bell:
callmebliss:
deliriumcrow:
adelphicoracle:
biglawbear:
artielu:
senlinyu:
littlestivy:
heyjude19-writing:
doctorcrusher:
girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation
The way i have to think for a full minute before saying either “automaton” or “banal” 😅
Until I was 15 years old I pronounced “misled” as “myzilled” 🤦♀️
It offends me to correctly pronounce “buried.” 🤦🏻♀️
Scions. I said it completely wrong for years.
Cadre.
Mahogany
Apoplexy
Chasm
Macabre.
Lithe
I’m forty-seven and found out two weeks ago that “gimcrack” is pronounced with a soft g.
colonel always pissed me off in particular
rosexknight:
morphimus:
radiofreederry:
Love how this is phrased like it’s an archaeological find
This IS an archaeological find.
This gave me visceral flashbacks.
how do you lose a whole ass burger king?
notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:
Beginning summary of an Ace Attorney case: The murder took place on a train. Defendant and Victim were alone in one compartment, opposite of another compartment housing Witness 1 and Witness 2. The two witnesses heard signs of a scuffle, and saw Defendant stabbing Victim. After entering Victim’s compartment, they saw Defendant covered in blood over Victim’s dead body
Closing summary of an Ace Attorney case: Witness 2 was faking their testimony because Defendant stole their shoes once 20 years ago, they DIDN’T witness the murder because they were struggling with an ILLEGALLY SMUGGLED CANADIAN GOOSE that Victim had stuffed in their suitcase. The GOOSE had escaped and KNOCKED DEFENDANT OVER. Witness 1 had only seen the SILHOUETTE of the stabbing due to perfectly timed back-to-back lightning flashes, and had mistaken the NECK AND BEAK OF THE GOOSE for Defendant’s arm. The GOOSE was the true culprit. It’s an open and shut case Your Honor.
