melonmemes:

Black Friday summarized in one low budget meme.

slimeweeb:

valucard:

nuggetlumps:

This is a ketchup appreciation blog please take your rudeness elsewhere

it’s not your fault Ketchup looks bad

maidofsalt:

maidofsalt:

maidofsalt:

I’m gonna scream I stg it’s pitch fucking black outside I will not accept this as the morning.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE MORNING TO YOU?!

Eh close enough.

bonitabreezy:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

sorairo-deizu:

nasa-official:

the moment before your masculinity shatters

*ahem*

I’m confused. Mother Earth. Venus. A bazillion comets and planetoids named after women.

How could you be so wrong.

theres an entire galaxy called andromeda

fail-boat:

run-up-the-sail:

derinthemadscientist:

Why is this even a problem? If you need more citizens, take in more immigrants or refugees. It’s not like America has a shortage of either wanting to come in. If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.

How Millenials are killing the baby industry

“If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.”

yiffmaster:

pesky-plumbers:

deetsthedragon:

i’m in graphic design class and found out how to remove mario’s stache and eyebrows

if i were your teacher i would fail you over this

it looks like your teacher already failed you

homebiscuitskillet:

brotherkin:

because they are alive.

holy shit

marblellous:

this isn’t just some story… its the adventure zone! - ep. 64

pyreo:

maxofs2d:

ＡＵＴＯＤＥＳＫ  ＭＡＫＥＳ  ＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ ＳＯＦＴＷＡＲＥ

I didn’t even unmute this I’m just laughing out loud in a library