i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”
she’s stabbing him in the throat…
Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe
“go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child”
“I have two umbrellas. One contains a taser that gives 20,000 volts to the receiving end and the other has a 6 inch blade that rapidly extends. I cant seem to remember which one i brought with me”
don’t act like this wasn’t their first introduction to the ipre
[id start: a full body drawing of taako and lup. they’re both tan with brown hair and ombre to blonde. lup is buffer than taako. she has short hair and is wearing a red spors bra that says ‘kinky’ and sweatpants. taako’s hair is long and tied back, he has a black tank top with a loose shirt overtop saying “flip wizard.” he is wearing red short shorts with thigh high socks. lup is saying “sorry we’re late!” and taako responds “no we’re not. we got starbucks.” end id]
god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face
and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT
Villain Origin Story
god imagine Steve giving Peter his Captain America is Disappointed in You face/lecture over something dumb and Peter just fucking dissociating and zoning back in to “Peter! Are you even listening to me???” and looking him in the eye and being like “I’m completely immune at this point. You can’t even touch me.” and walking the fuck away
canon.
the real reason why Peter agreed to fight cap at the airport
okay but whenever i had to sit through stupid “so you fucked up” videos, I would always just go back to thinking about hte last hilarious thing i saw so imagine steve lecturing peter and then peter just cant stop smiling like an idiot and steves like “do you think this is funny!?” and peters all “borger”
my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
apparently it
doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining
“he can’t raise his kid over his head”
I want it
okay but have you considered
quality content
Extreme quality
@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job
If George Washington was a kid today he’d have to tell his dad the truth about like, downloading Minecraft inflation art to his office PC instead of cutting down a cherry tree
if george washington was a kid today i’d pummel that fuddy duddy bitch to kingdom come
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