Silver Tongue

jeinu:
“ Slide on into Kepler, they said.”

Slide on into Kepler, they said.

burgundykat:
“ rikzpt:
“ browningtons:
“its called a nintendo switch cause you use it for 3 hours and need to switch it off
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For a lil comparison, gaming laptops usually dont last that long while you’re in game… Also, the console will mostly be used...

rikzpt:
browningtons:
its called a nintendo switch cause you use it for 3 hours and need to switch it off
For a lil comparison, gaming laptops usually dont last that long while you’re in game… Also, the console will mostly be used on long trips and or short burst of time. If you’re dealing with the former situation you can always buy a portable charger, it’s 2017 ffs. And if you’re playing on short bursts you wont need to worry about running out. So… what’s really the problem here?
Damn why can’t I play in that massive HD world of Hyrule on a tiny portable system for 24 hours straight this is bullshit

eijiroukiriot:

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

launching missiles

tastefullyoffensive:

by Hot Paper Comics

libertarirynn:

joshsundquist:
Really Really Stupid Questions
“How long is it going to be until your leg grows back?”
Yo wtf was this person four? 😂😂😂

Slide on into Kepler, they said.