elliewilliams:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

fireblenders:

farmfreshmemes:

leeffi:

Although I haven’t touched Minecraft in ages, Endermen will always be my favourite mob. They’re so cute and mysterious, and their tendency to carry blocks and teleport into your home uninvited is what I love most about them.

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thyrell:

docincredible:

greatnorthernofficial:

canmom:

• MP1: audio codec and container format
• MP2: audio codec and container format
• MP3: audio codec and container format
• MP4: video codec and container format
• MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

hold up, I made this a while ago.

The MP line of product is very diverse 

MP11

Keyboard.

MP12

Robot toy.

MP13

Preamp.

MP14

Commuter train.

MP15

ANOTHER FUCKING GUN.

do i really gotta watch all of these before getting into mob psycho 100

fairyfey099:

its dissociation lads….

commodorecliche:

femmeforeverafter:

Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody

bnq:

bnq:

bnq:

bnq:

Griffin is …

Hungry for responsibility

Horny for teamwork

And ready to BUST A NUT up in this job❢

Skills include：

EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Young, dumb and full of … you know ；）

OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS

Thank you for your time .

I love you .

onion-souls:

crustyclarinet:

crustyclarinet:

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

afallenwolf:

katesattic:

what-even-is-thiss:

conversationswithamillennial:

fangirltothefullest:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

This is oddly unsettling.

^ This Skeleton is why I did my own evolutionary plausible Centaur. It’s so fucking stupid looking. 

chefpyro:

girls

justa wanna have fun