sunnyside-art:

simonein2015:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

this is advanced

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You find scrolls on the ground, and discover that Memor is the god of perfidy.
Halfling Bard: What’s perfidy?
Goliath Barbarian: Can we summon Merriam Webster, the god of dictionaries?

prettyboyshyflizzy:

pinkgliitter:

yousonosy:

badgyal-k:

This is why you keep ya family business off twitter

LMFAO

th..th…thats tuff lmaoo

unfollowfriday:

pure:

You must face them in a 3v1 brawl in the parking lot of a Honda car dealership to defeat America once and for all

You cannot hope to defeat the 3 legendary sannin of the united states of america

glenn-griffon:

threelegmeg:

bakaccha:

UNSETTLING

#WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL PARTNER

nocturnalmelody:

They seized the opportunity, and slam dunked it so fucking hard

abominaidan:

wuuthradical:

abominaidan:

The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay

You have a gender, it’s in your pants

Everyone! My gender is 67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint

alaughingfreak:

Drew a screenshot from the Egg Hunt stream! Looks like an album cover lol

gearholder:

@firesuperstar