Silver Tongue

It was Christopher Columbus’ reincarnation

w wait

morbidlyqueerious:
barzum-and-baizli:
barzum-and-baizli:
barzum-and-baizli:
we’re still missing two piercings
everyone seems to be forgetting how eyebrow piercings work and is counting the two he has as four
there’s a bar that goes under the eyebrow like this. the two dots are for one piercing
WE’RE MISSING TWO FUCKING PIERCINGS
one piercing found. missing only one piercing now
look. we all know where that piercing is.
fuck you fuck you fuck you

cairo-overcoat:

dw about it

gaycomicsnshit:

emir-dynamite:
sharkchunks:
iandsharman:
notahoe:
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
“What’s our stop?”
“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”
you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

the safeword is “choo choo”

swolizard:

thighetician:
Also, Jedi fight dickheads all the time, it’s a core part of the job. Fuck this kid been watching

to be fair, anakin isnt the best person to use as an example of the jedi way.

Finally made an official sheet for my commissions.

If at any point you are interested, send me a message.

vriska:

alltheironsintheskylight:
vriska:
Vriska did nothing wrong come @ me
She literally killed Aradia aka the best girl
Vriska literally did nothing wrong?? Taako from TV literally said so????

she could have worn denim and didnt. elwurd out lesbianed her.

banishedquasiroyal:

also. grubs acting like kittens…walking like kittens….getting on top of RIDICULOUSLY HIGH SURFACES and FREAKING OUT THEIR CARETAKERS like kittens…trolls=space cats is the only fantheory that i can legally support now

rose panics when she cant find a grub. kanaya finds the grub easily climbing on the ceiling.

justgyr:

lohboh:
socialist-tomfoolery:
College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response
It’s good practice to distrust business students
Tired: engineering and humanities/art students hating each other
Wired: Everybody hating business students