websurfer1994:

me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light*
me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I

For a full minute, I thought this was talking about the color spectrum and didn’t realize it was about traffic

cedarspiced:

official-lucifers-child:

choasallover:

what-even-is-thiss:

itscoldinwonderland:

what-even-is-thiss:

ayyya:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

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I can tell that my professor doesn’t have ADHD.

I just told my dad and brother about this and my dad said “But you do control your own motivation?” and my brother recoiled in horror so you can probably guess which one of them has ADHD

Motivation is a rare and passing favour granted by the stars. An elusive wind that comes and goes in its own time


Who…who controls their own motivation??

Neurotypicals, allegedly.

Wait.. people can control their motivation???

Allegedly.

Wack.

@ neurotypicals: IS THIS TRUE???????? CAN YOU JUST LIKE…. TURN IT ON AND OFF?????????????????

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peachbubblegumpop:

take your kid to work day 

bhc89:

miggylol:

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Register to charge; vote to cast

bobobkins:
“do you like HD DVD, i d i o t ? or do you like blu-ray ,,friend
”

bobobkins:

do you like HD DVD, i d i o t ?  or do you like blu-ray ,,friend

ITS MONDAY POST MOETRON

chefpyro:

tinx-methinks:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

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the intense desire to identify the individual components of moetron

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squiiids:

squiiids:

squiiids:

squiiids:

absolutely gobsmacked at just how bad colonel volgin is at his job

“Why were you sent here? Was it for the legacy? The philosophers legacy? the culmination of wealth set aside by america, china, and russia during the second world war? the hundred billion dollars? Well too bad you’ll never find it in my secret vault beneath this weapons lab!! Boy I’m a good interrogator!”

“Who’s the spy??” Volgin yells during his interrogation of snake, while the boss, EVA, and ocelot are in the room

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