skazuhira:

crankyteapot:

crankyteapot:

do you think seagulls feel regret

cause i just witnessed one swallow half a pancake in less than a second

via @salamancers

theawwesomeeridan:

love-doesnt-discriminate:

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.

bimugen:

Goopy - Sold his soul to live beyond the grave. Literally.

Ribby and Croaks - Bet the devil they could win a fight with his best boxer. Both lost and were put in dept.

Hilda Berg - Unable to fly after a terrible crash landing. Sold her soul to fly again.

The Root Pack - Sold their souls to win ‘Largest Carrot/Potato/Onion’ prize at the county fair.

Cagney - Taken advantage of for looking like a cute wimp. Sold his soul to become scary. When he wants.

Baroness Von Bon Bon - Beheaded by rebels. Sould her soul to get her castle back.

Djimmi the Great - Sould his soul to no longer be bound by his lamp.

Beppi the Clown - Didn’t make the devil laugh at his brithday party. The Devil took his soul as payment.

Grim Matchstick - Devil made him guard a hoard. Didn’t want to hurt the looters, and gave the devil his soul instead.

Wally Warbles - Originally a sentient clock. Sold his soul to become a real bird.

Captain Brinebeard - Stole a living ship from the Devil. Payed with his soul.

Phantom Express - A train owned by the Devil in general to house lost souls. Eventually went off the rails, so to speak.

Rumor Honeybottoms - Originally a bee under an evil queen. Sold her soul to usurp her and modernize the colony.

Cala Maria - Sold her soul to become beautiful and not petrify people.

Sally Stageplay - Sold her soul for fame.

Dr. Kahl’s Robot - Wanted a soul. Devil let him have one that was to be returned to him at a later date.

Werner Werman - Sold his sould to defeat his arch enemy, and turn him into a robot.

King Dice - Amassed Gambling Depts at a young age. Sould his soul to turn the depts around and buy the Casino.

jwblogofrandomness:

twintrash:

An exciting new tale about a fox and a thing called life.

Here’s the song: https://soundcloud.com/tommyvf/the-fox-from-what-does-the-fox

The meme has been long dead, but I still love this short.

clickthefrog:

chickenkeeping:

draconym:

chickenkeeping:

yemenitehole:

lord-kitschener:

chickenkeeping:

chickenkeeping:

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

80s chickens

yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

chef hats/make-up brush hair

i love them thank you for the advice

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and

morseapple:

speedwag:

rubykgrant:

starwarsolo:

⪧  vulptex (pl. vulptices)

“The idea is that these wonderful sort of feral creatures had lived on this planet (Crait) and had consumed the planet’s surface, and as such had become crystalline. They live within the burrows and within the tunnels beneath the planet,” Neal Scanlan, head of the Star Wars creature shop, says. “So there is a time where their ability to shine within the darkness, should provide a guiding light to our heroes.”

The creatures were designed by Aaron McBride and Pablo Hidalgo came up with their name from the Latin word for fox, and the name of the fox genus, vulpes and vertices (singular: vertex), or the corners of any polyhedron, a shape assimilated with crystals.

Fabulous practical effects! 

how do they have babies

@scotcharoos

unlicenseddrsexymd:

fieldbears:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.

(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)

Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!”

It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment.

Please let Edgar know that I love him

Edgar has graced my dash twice today and I learned something new each time. I too love him.

thespectacularspider-girl:

thorithorson:

guest challenges gaston to a push up contest. (x)

bonus: 

No one plays Gaston like Gaston.

zarekthelordofthefries:

prokopetz:

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

sassy butlers are modern jesters