Silver Tongue

smollestfox:

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

xxtc-96xx:
“ You’re getting tag-team parented on this one, Deku, you don’t have a prayer
stole this quote from @innerarbitersoul
my ko-fi :D
my patreon :D
”

xxtc-96xx:

You’re getting tag-team parented on this one, Deku, you don’t have a prayer 

stole this quote from @innerarbitersoul 


my ko-fi :D

my patreon :D

I've been using Society6 😮

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

I’m REALLY upset about this???? like

super fucking upset

everything has to be at least 4,000 pixels to make anything of any actual interest and I don’t wanna fuck up the quality of my art

what am I supposed to do here? godaammiiitttt

jitterbugjive:

I just joined but there is a HUGE problem

They want ridiculously huge filesizes at least 1,000+ pixels more than what Redbubble asks for

So basically all my products are fucking useless and I can’t do shit with any of the existing content I have other than prints :/


agentsassy005

Use photoshop to resize if you have it, then use sharpen tool. It shouldn’t fuck up the quality too bad

For resizing something to be 1,000+ pixels bigger? I’m pretty sure the quality drop will be super noticeable even with sharpen….

wait isnt there a website for resizing pics while keeping the quality?

manwiththesquidhat:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

djlunarscratch:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Video games don’t have to have good graphics to be good:

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Video games don’t have to be about combat to be good:

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Video games don’t have to be linear to envelop players in their worlds:

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Video game bosses don’t have to be difficult to be fun:

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Video games don’t have to lack color simply because they are “post-apocalyptic”:

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Video games can have lighthearted art design and still carry deeply dark themes:

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Rethink video games.

But also don’t think that dark games can’t be beautiful in their own way:

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Or that difficult bosses can’t be fun: 

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Don’t that games with combat in them can’t be light hearted:

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Or that violent games can’t also be silly:

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Don’t think that playing the game competitively ruins the fun:

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Or that dreary, colourless, post apocalyptic games hold any less story value:

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Just because a game or playstyle isn’t good, or beautiful to you, doesn’t mean its any less valuable to someone else who does appreciate it. At the end of the day, it makes someone happy, and thats the greatest value of any art form.

Oh, hey! This is the best addition to my post after 100k notes! <3

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Games don’t have to be in development to be cancelled

naturecomics:
“ glyndarling:
“ copperbadge:
“ tienriu:
“This just in: dinosaurs taste delicious.
”
From now on all my chicken dishes will be dinosaur. Fried dinosaur for dinner! Cold dinosaur salad with apples! DINOSAUR AND DUMPLINGS.
”
Dinosaur...

naturecomics:

glyndarling:

copperbadge:

tienriu:

This just in: dinosaurs taste delicious.

From now on all my chicken dishes will be dinosaur. Fried dinosaur for dinner! Cold dinosaur salad with apples! DINOSAUR AND DUMPLINGS. 

Dinosaur chicken nuggets just got really meta.

What about Crocodiles, Alligators, and Amphibians? They were around before dinosaurs

you fool, obv that means that dinosaurs came from crocodiles

not-my-rutabagas:
“Friendly reminder that this man is my hero
”

not-my-rutabagas:

Friendly reminder that this man is my hero

shetanshadowwolf:

heymomlookimadeablog:

scoutinlove:

kingjaffejoffer:

fineapplemango:

thelovelybones124:

localstarboy:

Ok but I wanna play 😭☹️

Me too 😭

This needs to be on ESPN

Why this shit look fun as fuck?

This looks awesome oh shit!!!!

I was on the EDGE of my seat

I NEED THIS TO REPLACE DODGEBALL (which hasnt been played in ages, i know, shutting up now)

its like a life size board game

glyndarling:
“ copperbadge:
“ tienriu:
“This just in: dinosaurs taste delicious.
”
From now on all my chicken dishes will be dinosaur. Fried dinosaur for dinner! Cold dinosaur salad with apples! DINOSAUR AND DUMPLINGS.
”
Dinosaur chicken nuggets just...

glyndarling:

copperbadge:

tienriu:

This just in: dinosaurs taste delicious.

From now on all my chicken dishes will be dinosaur. Fried dinosaur for dinner! Cold dinosaur salad with apples! DINOSAUR AND DUMPLINGS. 

Dinosaur chicken nuggets just got really meta.

Dicking Around

kaisermakes:

Storytime!

Halloween a few years back my mates and I were dressed up for Halloween and my cat furry roommate (good guy, furries are entertaining folks) was wearing his partial suit out with us. We were in Boston proper and all of us were on a budget at the time, so the only option for a late night drink and dinner open to us was a place called Dick’s Last Resort. 

If you’ve never been, the big draw at Dick’s is that they’re dicks to you.  The staff are sarcastic, they throw your menus and straws and shit at you, and they make you hats that say mean stuff. 

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I don’t get it either. So anyways, we’ve got - I’ll call him Frank - the cat with us, and Frank’s 100% ready to go fuck with Dicks, so we head on in.

The waitress starts doing her bit, but the cat in the room has thrown off her game and she doesn’t really know how to handle Frank in Full Cat mode. 

He points out the drink he wants without speaking, with a paw, on the menu and she asks for an ID and starts saying ‘I swear to god your ID better have a big fuckkin’ cat on it or-“

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She threw his licence back at us and walked away speechless. Didn’t talk to us the rest of the evening.

Anyways, I dug up this old photo today and thought it deserved to be preserved for posterity.  So here you go, the day Frank broke Dicks.