Silver Tongue

weirdmageddon:

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hi on twitter hideo kojima linked to nintendos official website for an interview with toby fox and he talked a little about homestuck this is absolutely fucking wild

kanaya maryam for smash

afallenwolf:

fieldbears:

officialgarrusvakarian:

acecasinova:

jynxtaposition:

acecasinova:

scrap-patch:

acecasinova:

Also I know halflings can’t in canon have babies w/ like any race that won’t just produce a halfling
(Dragons/dryads/celestials/fiends can, but that’s just making aasimar/tieflings/sorcerers)

But consider:
Halflings are like the CORGIS of fantasy races, so if another race has a kid with a halfling, they just look like a half sized version of the other parent

GIVE ME VISUALS YOU COWARDS.

G*d you’re so right

I’m so running with this. Imagine… Tabaxi Halflings trying to pass themselves off as a large cat.

“What do you mean ‘too big’? I’m a Maine Coon, clearly”

lmao my current character is half halfing and half orc. She’s two and a half feet of rage and is always ready to throw down. Her last name is Kneecrusher, bc that’s all she can reach.

This is… Very Good

So…how big would Goblin/Kobold Halflings be? XD A foot tall? 

would something thats half halfling be considered a quarterling?

foxofsunholt:

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re-write is looking great

babedogs:

the-mahorela:

silver-tongues-blog:

Dad egbert: John.

John egbert: Yes dad?

Dad egbert: Are you eating sugar?

John egbert: No, dad!

Dad egbert? Are you lying?

John egbert: No dad!

Dad egbert: I see. Open your mouth.

John egbert: *nervous laughing*

thanks I hate it

Manifesting inside of my house and killing me instantly would have been much better than the slow but sure death this post brought upon me

;3

Dad egbert: John.

John egbert: Yes dad?

Dad egbert: Are you eating sugar?

John egbert: No, dad!

Dad egbert? Are you lying?

John egbert: No dad!

Dad egbert: I see. Open your mouth.

John egbert: *nervous laughing*

adamtots:
“ chill0naperochingona:
“ adamtots:
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R.i.p. in psp
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It’s a Vita!!!!! SMH
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shouldn’t this have been posted dec 17, 2011?

adamtots:

chill0naperochingona:

adamtots:

😞

R.i.p. in psp

It’s a Vita!!!!! SMH

shouldn’t this have been posted dec 17, 2011?

wildcardarcana:

the-everything-man:

bog-dweller-official:

cathugging:

cathugging:

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

Adapt. Survive.

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Mongolia will be the only functioning society after we descend into the Mad Max Era, they are already ready

binqtop:

johnny’s dad: telling lies?

johnny, lying: no papa

me:

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catsuitmonarchy:

bi-privilege:

watching an episode of chopped and in the final round they asked one of the contestants what she would do with $10k and she said “I have student loans to pay off” and one of the judges said “don’t spend the money on student loans. do something to enrich yourself–travel, take a class, visit 50 restaurants, that is worth so much more than paying off the debt” and I just

what kind of privileged rich dude BULLSHIT is that I s2g

he ought to pay off my student debt just for making me listen to that fuckery

“Take a class”


Bitch I took several that’s why I have student debt