Today I made a size chart instead of being productive :) :) :)
Did you guys know elves in d&d are… only smol?? I’ve been getting that wrong
contact me about d&d commissions :)
yall are so fake for making sans undertale jokes like wasnt our Friend. like he didnt buy us a Meal at grillby’s. like he didnt help Hide You from papyrus. like he didnt stack hotdogs ON YOUR HEAD. yall are such fake friends and you need to know.
if you dont think sans would join in and start saying stuff like “please, just call me sans, undertale was my father” then youre the fake
Okay, but this is an excellent method to use when anyone is being inappropriate. Pretend that you don’t get it. Whether the comment is sexist, racist, sexual, misogynistic, inappropriate, off-color… watching them squirm as they try to explain and realize just how awful their comment was it is better than being angry about it.
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
