Silver Tongue

bluebirdbluebell:

beyoncepatronus:

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

“stats?”

catchymemes:

Faces behind the comics

softmealbread:

Death and his in-laws

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

crustybagelbites:

mc fucking obliterated

standard-dingo:
“ dolley-madison:
“ direlog:
“ powerburial:
“ im going to cry
” ”
oh my god stop cyberbullying Jeb Bush you’re making me pity him
” ”

standard-dingo:

dolley-madison:

direlog:

powerburial:

im going to cry

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oh my god stop cyberbullying Jeb Bush you’re making me pity him

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trans-giles:

trans-giles:

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

purpleorange:
“ Pink Diamond in Hanbok.
(you know…. rose of sharon is Korea’s national flower…and PD’s palanquin was found in Korea…..)
”

purpleorange:

Pink Diamond in Hanbok.

(you know…. rose of sharon is Korea’s national flower…and PD’s palanquin was found in Korea…..)

zeldafigueros:

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:

week five → captain raymond holt

“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.” s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle

spacecatdraws:

have i mentioned i love my friends