Silver Tongue

mbulteau:

cry-is-trash13:

pocmemes:

vinebox:

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

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I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this he might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb, one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and he was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

it got better

asparklethatisblue:

When you’re used to living alone, but suddenly your in-laws moved in and they spent an entire century without any regard for each other’s privacy…

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my girlfriend is morosexual

Evidence: shes dating a goddamn idiot

loafwins:

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~ We’re legends ~

hashtag-med-school:

kaeebonrai:

nunyabizni:

intergalactic-dorks:

intergalactic-dorks:

Everytime you fill in CAPTCHA you’re helping to digitalize old books and documents. Using CAPTCHA abt 250 books are added to a digital database everyday

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Its called RECAPTCHA! The creator of CAPTCHA (Luis von Ahn) realised a lot of time was being wasted with CAPTCHA (worldwide we spend about 500,000 hours doing CAPTCHA every day)

So he wanted to put it to good use

The reason why CAPTCHA uses wonky letters is because computers can’t read them, but we can!

But when trying to automatically digitalise old books and documents this becomes a hindrance because computers often cant read the faded old letters. So the digitalising is done by humans (very costly and time consuming)

Anyway Ahn found out about these a integraded into captcha creating RECAPTCHA.

Everyday about 150 (sorry i meant 150 not 250) old books get digitalized this way. They are currently using it to digitalize the whole archive of The New York Times (since 1851)

So we’re all kinda building a digital library of alexandria this way by using captcha, noice

https://techcrunch.com/2007/09/16/recaptcha-using-captchas-to-digitize-books/

reCAPTCHA Founded 2007. Overview reCAPTCHA is a free CAPTCHA service that helps to digitize books, newspapers and old time radio shows. reCAPTCHA improves the process of digitizing books by sending words that cannot be read by computers to the Web in the form of CAPTCHAs for humans to decipher.

In case any of you thought this was BS

I always love seeing reCAPTCHA being used.

That’s what my dad told me too.


So when we fill out those wonky letters, we are basically helping the computer read weird handwriting.

c2oh:

its 2018 we goin back to inuyasha fanart. 

banishedquasiroyal:

me: can i give u my number

goth girl behind the counter: i’m adding you on facebook ;3

me, crying: how did you do that with your mouth

“semicolon three”

snorkthedork420:

lesbianzangoose:

lesbianzangoose:

Ooh I just love having all of my blood

❌ mosquitoes don’t interact ❌

On the contrary…

✔️ vampires please interact ✔️

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where do 50ft japanese skeletons fall in this setup?