zakuro-san:

lesbian-elric:

ed: (opens the portal of truth to get tf out of gluttony)

truth: why are you here again you stupid fucking baby

ed, with like 8 broken bones and a mild concussion: bold of you to assume i have any idea of what the fuck im doing ever

I am an utter fool AND UTTER FUCKING FOOL BECAUSE MY MONKEY BRAIN READ THIS WHOLE THING IN ED’S VOICE FROM ED EDD & EDDY NOT FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST FSGYUHSgyUOFGASYUOFSLAJGFYSIfSA

“never assume you knwo what youre doing because youre doing it wrong” 

after messing with some fae artifacts my tabaxi grew horns and can glow

cthulhubert:

phantomsteed:

i love how edward elric dresses like the typical anime protag (all black, red cloak w/ huge emblem, tight leather pants, always puts skulls or spikes on everything, huge belt with a chain on it, etc. etc.) but literally everyone else dresses like normal fucking people so he just constantly gets berated for his Shit Awful Taste

cf also everything he makes with alchemy.

me at first: “Wow this magic sure has a kind of gothic sensibility with all the dragons and spikes and shit that comes out”

me another few volumes in, “Oh, no, Ed’s just… Like That”

Even his own father acknowledges it

vriska:

candyredterezii:

vriska:

candyredterezii:

vriska:

candyredterezii:

vriska:

candyredterezii:

vriska:

candyredterezii:

vriska:

can’t even trust my own mother not to drag me like this :/ smh

mummy loves you dear uvu

you wouldn’t even buy me mcdonalds on the way home

I bought you a toy you didn’t need Mcdonalds we have food at home.

CHALK ISN’T FOOD!!!!!!!!

YOU’RE SO UNGRATEFUL. YOU’RE SO UNGRATEFUL TO YOUR MOTHER.

YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM!

TAKE THAT BACK.

YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

M-Mother…

iosis:

imperialists don’t interact

oreoprince:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

whitepeopletwitter:

Meeting Mickey Mouse

cap-saturn:

fat-rolls-frictions:

gryphon982:

sweet-vitya:

dangerbooze:

acid-wash-and-lemonade:

contrainous:

rrosetum:

mai-vie-decat-florile:

min-taka:

iuuubire:

min-taka:

acidwaste:

saipng:

zanimez:

furioustheowlboy:

yuuri-akatsuki:

tariqah:

tariqah:

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

alo

Salut

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

MI-AMINTESC DE OCHII TAI

my whole damn life just flashed before my eyes

Originally posted by yoshifan30

danahatesyou2:

This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.

despazito:

of-devils-and-demons:

despazito:

when i see a funni post but im blocked by op

If you are blocked by the OP you did something problematic.

you must be new here

to new people here, this hellsite blocks people randomly