Lessons I have learnt since:
1. Don’t let the country bumpkin who slep 100 years out on the open fields on his own.
2. You just shouldn’t EQUIP metal in thunder, you can still keep it in your bag.
3. Flame potions only work if you drink them BEFORE everything is on fire.
i’m a dumbass-bastard multiclass
bards are already a thing
that’s horny-bastard
so youre saying bards are more horny than they are dumbass?
Capitalism at its best. Some role models we should all consider. I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!
I just need to work for them tbh
And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️
they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life
They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit
this means the top earning people in the company get 80 dollars an hour- which actually sounds reasonable. saying if they wanted a raise they then give a raise to everyone also sounds like the best logic
any company claiming the CEO and executives -need- to make literally ten times that, minimum, while paying employees half that is full of bullshit
any other company complaining that they cant actually do ethical business practices without going out of business- i shall point angrily at ben and jerry because they are doing every ethical thing they can and are wildly successful, much loved, and should be emulated by everyone running a companyI want me some of their Cinnamon Bun or one of their Truffle ice creams right now! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Obviously when they say they “blog like they play dark souls” it means submerged head-to-toe in marinara sauce
Anonymousi admire rogue for being powerful and drawing kinks i didn’t know existed. truly…a goddess
i am patron godess of kinks but i dont think anyones payed me to draw that yet. closest ive come to that was a canadian pony masturbating on some poutine
hey, can i have a promo? i NEVER have good content and my selfies all suck. you should totally follow me.
i made this as a joke post but yes thank u @ mutuals for reblogging this. love y’all but you should block me as a given
jokes on you, i blog like i play dark souls.
…n-naked?
Without blocking
DM: At the top of the wall is carved the words: “I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.”
rogue: it’s a riddle.
warlock: it’s sex.
*vague noises of agreement*
rogue, exasperated: it’s sleep, you horny losers
warlock: it can have multiple interpretations! all great literature does! and most of them are about sex!
