postmarxed:

theconchnorris:

yusukeurameshi:

thots be shoppin’

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

hey, can i have a promo? i NEVER have good content and my selfies all suck. you should totally follow me.

i made this as a joke post but yes thank u @ mutuals for reblogging this. love y’all but you should block me as a given

jokes on you, i blog like i play dark souls.

steveharringtonbutch:

nixostorme:

What is the heterosexual explanation for this???

None they’re gay

banishedquasiroyal:

hey, can i have a promo? i NEVER have good content and my selfies all suck. you should totally follow me.

smallmetal:

Gl'bgolyb is a milf

damaramegido:

you: clown hooker

me, an intellectual: harlotquin

theres a lot of rouge sonic lately so i think its only fair that amy shadow gets some attention

have a shouty crab

michaelpoe:

zoreta:

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.  

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out. 

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere.  Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

*slams fist on table* BEAR REHAB

lennythereviewer:

the-gremlin-man:

hesjayrich:

sketchfanda:

hesjayrich:

liamdryden:

theplacethatevolutionforgot:

There needs to be more cosplayers like this.

“That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!”

“BATman? Well that explains it”

“What?”

“Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!”

“D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO”

“Hey, look at that Bleach Cosplay over there.”

“Yeah, maybe if he pours some on himself he’ll fade away!”

“D"OOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!”

“Scoobydoo?  More like scoobydon’t!!” 

“"Tell those meddling kids to,solve this mystery..the mystery of why their cosplay is so Bad!!”

“Dohohohohohohohohoho””

“Hey, do you see those Crystal Gems over there?”

“Yeah. Maybe they can fuse into a decent cosplay!”

“DOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!”

“Hey look, it’s Thanos!”

“Let’s ask him to snap his fingers!”

“Won’t that mean one of us might die?”

“If it gets rid of half the Deadpools here it’s worth the risk!”

“DOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOHOHOHOOO!”

“Hey check that out! It’s the Doctor!”

“Doctor, Who?”

“Yeah, Doctor Who!”

“Think he’s got a PHD?”

“Yeah, a Pretty Horrible Doctor cosplay!”

“DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!”