Silver Tongue

transpeter:

transpeter:

peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”

tony: well, can’t you?

peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —

steve: can we change the subject

loki: let him finish talking

starbuckssollux:
“ sorairo-deizu:
“ powerful-genderwitch-nea:
“ severalowls:
“ zonecassette:
“ eggcup:
“that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true
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holy shit
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I can’t even imagine what meaningless...

starbuckssollux:

sorairo-deizu:

powerful-genderwitch-nea:

severalowls:

zonecassette:

eggcup:

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

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holy shit

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I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

oh my god these are actually funny

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this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

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Even loss feels more emotional when its just 2 panels

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

silent lunches were so….weird. like the entire cafeteria was expected to be quiet and it usually was a punishment for something super dumb tbh like i remember a bunch of kids popped plastic bags one day so we got silent lunch for a week and everyone was just….sitting there all quiet. it was duuuumb

the only funny part tho was sitting around ur friends and all of u trying VERY VERY HARD not to laugh when someone makes a face or something like that, or trying to sneak into the bathroom so u can talk…even then tho fuck silent lunches

ppl keep going “what the FUCK is a silent lunch why would schools have that” and im like. genuinely so forgetful abt the fact that silent lunches are one of those american public school things that literally dont make any sense

for non americans, silent lunches are another example of how the education system normalizes punishing the masses for the actions of a few, making them more complacent in the imperialistic wars that america is involved. Its one of the reasons why many americans see no problem with prosecuting an entire group of people because less than %1 did something shitty

Commission for @darkfiretaimatsu of their OC as one of my original species from years ago

Commission for @darkfiretaimatsu of their OC as one of my original species from years ago

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

did no one think that ofc means of fucking course who are you weaklings and why do you think your existences are okay

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ITS THREE LETTERS. IN AN ACRONYM EACH LETTER MEANS SOMETHING. TMI: too much information. TLDR: too long didn’t read. ASAP: as soon as possible. how the FUCK did you think ofc meant OF COURSE and not OF FUCKING COURSE

i thought it was an abbreviation like how ok means okay

temmie bard of time causing the destruction of time in her village
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banishedquasiroyal-deact:

listen temmie is clearly someone who understands how the game (undertale) works and in an attempt to keep herself positive and okay, fangirls over the human bc she knows they’re the only hope for monsterkind and also her village, which is just paradox clones of temmie. doomed timeline temmie. temmie is one. temmie is all.

maybe rogue of time?

oddbagel:

sushinfood:

airwar:

do u guys find this video creepy or cute bc i think thats a big personality indicator

this is literally the worst thing i’ve seen all day

All of you people hating on vib ribbon make me sick!

vib ribbon was such a great game

queenbovine:

You know, I think what makes Papyrus and his boastfulness so endearing, despite egoism usually being a negative and unappealing character trait, is the fact that his self-confidence does not exist at the expense of others. He doesn’t build himself up by putting other people down; he thinks highly of everyone! He can consider himself great and admirable while still genuinely being impressed by the people around him and celebrating their accomplishments.

Papyrus understands that greatness is not a competition; it’s something everyone can win at! And even if he is the greatest, it’s only so that he can show everyone else how to recognize their own inherent value.

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Papyrus believes in himself! Papyrus believes in me! Papyrus believes in you, too!

papyrus believes in us who believe in him who believes in us