rabbivole:

cowards-sorcery:

dreamlordmorpheus:

He missed his mom so he tried to jump up on the desk to cuddle with her

BABY

this was a rollercoaster

aroshi-wish:

rosewillow82:

otabckaltyn:

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs

Gays coming out of their closet to shame the mankind

“Making employees work on Thanksgiving is evil!”

jediyuenglings:

celticpyro:

Friend, I 100% agree. But if you want to work towards stopping it, you need to not shop on Thanksgiving. Maybe you by yourself may not mean much, but enough people together refusing to do business with companies on Thanksgiving will greatly discourage corporations from continuing the practice.

This is how you “vote with your wallet.” 

As a cashier, this is 100% correct. If people demand enough to shop on holidays, we will be open on holidays. So if you oppose it, I don’t want you at my register, condescendingly critiquing that I’m working. You need to not show up that day.

clientsfromhell:

Had a long-time client email me with a request for a website. I requested content, images, and logo file to start. He didn’t have anything. Instead, he just sent me links to a few of his competitor’s sites:

Client: Have a look at these and get back to me when you have something. I can’t answer too many questions – I’m a busy man.

I put a week into keyword searches, competitor analysis, and site comparison, and figured out what a site in his field would need. I put together a draft with stock composite images (he still hadn’t sent me any content), and sent it for approval on direction.

Client: Yes, please get it posted as I have people asking me about this site.

…What?

Me: It’s not quite ready to go up. Also, now is when you would request any changes you might want. Please call me so we can discuss changes so I can move ahead.

No response. He is, after all, a busy man. 

I sent several follow-ups over the next few days. Nothing (he’s VERY BUSY). I kept working on the site and started to get close to completion. I sent a link to get some feedback, once again requesting that he call me.

No response. It’s okay, I think. He’s a very busy man. It’s Friday. Maybe he’s not checking his email.

Monday: no response.

Tuesday: no response. I send another follow-up email.

Wednesday I finally get a response:

Client: I looked through it and I have to say I’m really disappointed. Please take a look at this website. This site was done in-house in about 3 hours and under $100. I believe this site is far superior to what you sent me. Please explain as I gave you competitor site links and the site you sent me isn’t even close.

I heard my heart pounding in my ears. I wanted feedback, but this was a little much for this late in the project.

Then I looked at the “under $100” site, which he hadn’t sent me before. It was done by his wife, using a free service template – which isn’t bad, except it wasn’t mobile friendly, the pages weren’t formatted correctly, and the font size on all the content was so small I actually had to increase my monitor’s settings to read it.

I responded to ask for more detailed criticisms of the draft. He didn’t respond. He still hasn’t responded. So I revamped the site, and resent that for approval. I’m still waiting.

He is, a busy man.

atoms2ashes:

Celebrating five installments of DHMIS and hours of trauma.

Still can’t wait for the gorey finale.

dragon-in-a-fez:

ladypalerider:

neversarcastic:

Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option

there is an entire movie series dedicated to explaining why we do not reanimate dinosaurs

are you suggesting necromancers were behind jurassic park