monsterenergytwink:

maykitz:

maykitz:

trying to win the trust of the autistic girl that i just know has cat ear accessories on her amazon wishlist like im in a horse girl movie bonding with an anxious and untamed mare that has made too many hurtful experiences with people

@silver-tongues-blog

xxtc-96xx:

da gives piggy a lecture, she’s not too happy about it

wizardjpeg:

wizardjpeg:

i put anything in there

gravel and sand and any kind of thing. you name it it’s in there

anactualmoon:

3000s:

theyre talking about us again

reblog if you too are a soft sad freak on an unprofitable website

seven-oh-four:

do you think people in the pokémon universe are pissed that rotom is no longer a legendary like people are pissed that pluto is no longer a planet and get into discourse about it

Op is a rotom

durnesque-esque:

dynamax–grookey:

ramavatarama:

What you think Pokémon was 20 years ago vs Pokémon 20 years ago.

mario sunshine turns 20 next month

runby2:

greenreticule:

dicksmasher:

chihuahualovr:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

runby2:

runby2:

scribblesugar:

runby2:

robin-the-robo:

runby2:

runby2:

If you ever need reassurance that you’re smart I’ll share the fact I found out rice isn’t a noodle and it’s actually a plant literally last year

Just to be clear I’m incredibly smart and I’m not selling myself short this just wasnt my best hot boy moment

Hey, I have a question. What are noodles made out of?

I was under the assumption that it was boiled bread.

Why would anyone boil bread that isn’t bagels and why did I have to be punched in the guts twice by these revelations

Why are you boiling your bagels

Today I learned from 10 people that you make bagels by boiling them

you what

You what

[id: aggressive red all-caps text saying “THIS POST IS ABOUT KNUCKLES. DO NOT DERAIL”, flanked by pictures of the Sonic character Knuckles. end id]

thanks for adding the id but what the fuck

screnwriter-deactivated20220724:

writing is my biggest passion, and my greatest fear

@rosexknight​

wanderingwriter87:

definite-human:

oatmealcoloured:

yimra:

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urbanfantasyinspiration:

officialmacgyver3-deactivated20:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

officialfist:

Okay but these fucking dudes are trying hard to reach an audience and I respect the fuck out of them for it. 12/10 sanitation department of New York City.

I was prepared to cringe but I think this was good

These guys at NYC Sanitation are paid 150k a year and retire on 125k a year pensions til they die……

And they should. God bless them

Salary of public sanitation workers should be more than the salary of any politician

They don’t get those figures until they old af and in certain positions but also like bruh of any job to pay peolle nsane mkney this is a flex

Sanitation is one of the most dangerous jobs out there, and one of the core reasons we have eliminated or diminished many illnesses. Sanitation workers deserve their weight in gold.

Doctors cure individuals of diseases

Sanitation workers protect *entire cities* from diseases

If you genuinely believe that sanitation workers don’t deserve to be well paid, you might need to take a good hard look at your internalized classism

sanitation workers save more lives than all cops ever

bettabubble:

n0nb1narydemon:

bettabubble:

bettabubble:

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

this is the coupon btw

Dear God I hope you walked in and presented this coupon as straight faced as humanly possible

*bursts into store* I HAVE COME FOR MY WORM