dovesndecay:

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I’ve ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn’t know that musicians had schedules that we could see

transmascfrankiero:

bashircore:

kiddsworld:

My friend texted this to me and said she couldn’t tell if this was a drink or drain cleaner

it’s giving me such mixed messages like it says “non-toxic” and “industrial strength” but also “no sugar” and “gluten-free”

the drink of all time

garmbreak1:

clair0se:

garmbreak1:

Mousegirl conspiracy theorist handing you a folder of documents “And remember: This is just the tip of the miceberg.”

they all have “topsqueakrat” stamped on them

very strong addition

13lizardsinatrenchcoat:

dognotman:

Police may also feign kettles in order to cause a protest to disperse.

Protests that move quickly are harder to kettle (but are easier to split up as people get left behind).

Something important to note is that kettles are used by police to gather intelligence. Police may tell you that you will be allowed to leave if you provide your name and your address, if you give information about other protestors etc. Police can and will lie to you, do not trust them. Never talk to cops.

Being trapped in a kettle is stressful. Police may decide to arrest a few of you or all of you. Their goal is to gather information and to demoralize you. They might threaten or harass you. Your goal should be to remain calm and to help the people around you remain calm. Remember if nobody talks, everyone walks.

bulletsandvampires:

NO FUCKING WAY

dr-algernop:

birdnerd18:

dad-rock-davos:

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

Originally posted by chillicheeseflies-blog

kedreeva:

lisbeibeth:

fahbee:

kedreeva:

If you’re ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I’m only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It’s About Time, but already they’ve traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur’s time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You’re fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

IT’S REAL?!

Omg what? I thought it was a joke!

I’m not that funny, sorry. It’s just the actual plot.

yo-its-matt:

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

slavery:

Buy it pussy

yungst3n:

high level urban decay wizard spell #1: Highway, My Way