the-gender-enigma:
prokopetz:
Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.
Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.
pro cilantro and anti cilantro
attached or detached earlobes
chefpyro:
friendly reminder that winter is ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* The Worst *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ and if you try to deny it i’ll personally come to your house, wrap you in coats and bury you in the snow so you cook and freeze simultaneously like i have to do every fucking day
jokes on you. im in texas and we have no snow