raptorific:

In defense of steppenwolf in the justice league movie– you gotta understand how far beyond humans his planet is, in our terms it’d be like if the US Army sent a seasoned respected general and a whole platoon to invade an island populated only by chickens and he somehow lost that war, then after like 30 years of mockery he finally gets approval to just nuke the hell out of Chicken Island without even trying to fight the chickens again, and he’s in the plane with the nuke and he looks around to find there’s somehow six very angry chickens in the plane, two of whom are disarming the bomb and the rest of whom are pecking him to death, and he loses Chicken War II just like he lost Chicken War I

wattpadfic:

thenosleepsquad:

wattpadfic:

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

hows about nepeta in a suit? like a black shirt with a light olive green tie maybe? I think that would look really cool on her? also ur art is hella and u are The Best Frog! have a swell day!! 8D
Anonymous
When the bard uses intimidate
seiishindraws:
“kit from Gameoverse in Uraraka’s hero outfit just because man
”

seiishindraws:

kit from Gameoverse in Uraraka’s hero outfit just because man

aeritus:
“one last thing before hitting the bed.
Antibiotcs and painkillers are a bad combo X_x
I’ve tried to work as much as I could today but just managed to get just some fixes on current projects, not finishng any :P
so yes, im in main and im...

aeritus:

one last thing before hitting the bed.
Antibiotcs and painkillers are a bad combo X_x
I’ve tried to work as much as I could today but just managed to get just some fixes on current projects, not finishng any :P

so yes, im in main and im doodling my otp because it make me feel better u.u

kollerss-arts:
“They need and deserve more screen time
”

kollerss-arts:

They need and deserve more screen time 

systlin:
“ jhinnua:
“ positive-memes:
“A post from FB. Parenting on point
”
This is the kind of parent that I would want to be, but I know that I’m too angry and depressed to be, which is why I never want the responsibility of raising a child. They...

systlin:

jhinnua:

positive-memes:

A post from FB. Parenting on point

This is the kind of parent that I would want to be, but I know that I’m too angry and depressed to be, which is why I never want the responsibility of raising a child. They don’t deserve me as a parent.

That’s a noble thing, and honestly one that more people should think about before having kids. 

theghostboy:

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

  • “happy birthday” every time i hand them something
  • “well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
  • “we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
  • “can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
  • referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
  • “time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
  • referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
  • “what are they gonna do, fire me?”
I arrive in Africa

trevenant:

ommanyte:

Drums: echoing
Boy: hurried
Rains: blessed

I am forcibly dragged away from you