yourplayersaidwhat:

We were in a fight and one of the party (A) asked another (B) if he needed healing. The DM want him to ask in character.

A (OOC): Hey (B), what’s your maximum hit points?

B (OOC): 42, why?

A (IC): Hey, dumbass?! On a scale from 1-42, how good of shape are you in right now?

*the DM loses it*

humming-fly:

They’re all Terrible Best Friends but since there’s 3 of them splitting 2 bodies they get to rotate through being the 3rd wheel 

Previous Team Greed Nonsense: x x x x x x

Bonus:

tansynge:

strangelingincarnate:

blood-covered-rose:

awwesomeshit:

adorabloodthirsty69:

thesouppeople:

iambecomebrody:

monobeargrylls:

sakuramodern:

adorabloodthirsty69:

you think?;u;also i think you forgot

don’t forget the best one

forget something

Oh god you guys made it better.

Got a few more

What the fuck is homestuck

dirovinare:

me hearing the hit coldplay banger, viva la vida: nice

my 2012 hell brain:

scarybabe:

cursebook:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

slytherinvalues:

dayoldblacktreacle:

borbamena:

borbamena:

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

how could you leave out “nice going, Ron”

and “what the fuck is up kyle”

thatsonofamitch:

This… is a bucket.

Dear

GOD.

thatsonofamitch:

There’s more.

NO

justsomeantifas:

fattyatomicmutant:

justsomeantifas:

again I just want to make this super fucking clear, alex jones made a tumblr because he knew tumblr wouldn’t kick him off, and they didnt…

but what alex jones wasn’t prepared for was the fact that because this website is so lawless we can endlessly harass him ourselves… 

and so he deleted.

It was the 23 cock vore and hyper breast images I submitted ever so kindly to his box.

god bless our troops.