striikee:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

parakeet:

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only one person can be valid at at time it turns out. validity is passed around like the olympic torch

Mom said its my turn on the valid

ewonenaellav:

so youre telling me all i have to do is play twinkle twinkle little star by honking the horns with my mouth and i get a whole raw fish every time i do it

I was going to drink that too

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

gif’d my favorite Luci moment

kitty luci getting this many notes makes makes me very happy 

best talking cat

postcardsfromtheoryland:

pesmenos:

why is there such a stigma against wearing pads? like why is it that people who wear tampons are seen as ‘strong’ and ‘cool’? y’all know that someone people can’t wear them bc it hurts them or that they just don’t like them? stop making it seem like people who wear pads are childish and weak compared to those who wear tampons 

Ok kids buckle up because I know the answer to this question because I am a bitter, vindictive person.

So my first semester of PhD work in a musicology program involved this horrible class with a professor that wanted to suck the life out of all of his students by constantly belittling them. We had to write a short paper each week and present them conference-style and then he would tear us to shreds and do it all over again next week. The purpose of the class was supposedly to have us write papers about materials that hadn’t really been looked at by musicologists yet, and my class had music in advertisements. I was also the only woman in the class and the prof was lowkey sexist so I kept trying to do feminist topics without losing my entire will to live.

So we get to the end of the semester and I am just completely out of fucks, I have one paper left to write and I say fuck it, let’s write about pads and tampons, there must be something there, right? It turns out there IS something to be said there (and this gets back to OP’s question). Early pad and tampon commercials were very similar to each other; basically here’s a product to help you stay clean during your period. But around 1980, suddenly there’s public outcry and panic over tampons due to TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome). At that point no one really understood how TSS worked but they knew it had to do with tampons. So women freaked out and started switching to pads instead. Now the worst offender, Rely, was taken off the market and other tampon commercials got slapped with little warning signs like “This product could cause TSS” so women bought even fewer tampons. This is when the advertising strategies for the two products changed.

Pad advertisements were now about “cleanliness” and “purity” - they knew you couldn’t get TSS from pads and they were going to emphasize that fact. You’ve got women in white dresses with long hair slowly walking through fields of flowers with pastoral-y flutes in the background. And to fight back, tampon companies take it the complete opposite direction - they ignore TSS entirely and start showing businesswomen running to catch the subway, sporty women riding bikes, basically any sort either high-powered position or active woman showed up in these commercials with contemporary pop-song type music over the top. The clear intention was “yeah we know that these could cause TSS but they’re much better for your mobility, both physically and career-wise.”

I got done giving this paper and I look up to see my four male classmates and one male professor in varying shades of pale-ness and they just all sort of looked at me for a couple minutes without knowing how to respond. It’s one of the proudest moments of my PhD career so far.

Anyway the two products have been advertised basically the same ways ever since then. Now pads are much more comfortable and discreet, and we understand how TSS works and how to avoid it, but the commercial strategies are cemented. If you want to be a strong, on-the-go woman of COURSE you’ll wear a tampon because you don’t want to be one of those sissy ladies in the pastoral field of flowers over in pad-land, do you?

chocolate-dipped-love:

heroesintrenchcoats:

lesbiansupergirl:

girls on here being like “i don’t know how to talk to women i don’t know how to get in a relationship with a woman blah blah blah” like FOOLS. You Are Woman. just do what you would want a girl to do for you and then ram her into the mattress

A top wrote this

big strap energy

ive been watching disenchantment and wanted to make a demon OC. Not sure which form to choose. His Lial and hes jaded because he was given a job to lead someone on the dark path who has no qualms about doing dark deeds so hes bored out of his mind. Its not fun when they dont try to resist temptations. Anywho, should i go with A B or C

r4wrxd:

but the children lose their minds

in such uncertain times

marisatomay:

smeliot:

mamawardentotherescue:

thrussyofficial:

alfea:

shoutout to the unsung heroes of vine, the ones who allowed the magic to happen: the employee who arranged the fre sha voca do letters, the road construction worker who put out the road work ahead sign, the folks who hosted the party where wrow happened…. let us not forget those who put the pieces in place to give us the gifts we have today

the girl who handed Tara the empty drink

the girl who knew the whole drama with those roommates

The mom who owned a Valentino white bag

adam…..richard…kyle..