grizzlyadventures:

melonmemes:

now if this aint goals idk what is

I love that she made it her twitter icon too

shadowraiku:

lochnessmonsterofficial:

lochnessmonsterofficial:

Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie like

if I put my phone alarm on full volume and vibrate and move the charger so I can put it on this out-of-reach metal surface, I can startle her awake. Probably. Then if I securely duct tape this caffeinated chocolate bar to it, it will provide a challenging situation and make her mushy little brain work extra hard to figure out how to turn the alarm off. Then she might go for the chocolate while she’s turning off the loud noises. With luck, she’ll consume the whole thing. 20 minutes of bliss then boom, physiology kicks in and the caffeine reaches her brain. Gentlemen, this just might work.

It didn’t work.

A tragedy in two acts

lumpensecretariat:

Remember that the caller is complicit when shit like this happens

coolxatu:

yesterdaysprint:

The Rocket Book, Peter Newell, 1912:

sixthrock:

meteor-maiden:

…what is this thing?

imagine breaking an item box expecting a weapon or something and getting a baby

dailymarvelheroes:

“Well, I can confirm that that is Brad Pitt,” Reynolds said. “I still don’t even know how we got him for the movie. I just wrote him a letter, and explained what it was we were doing. And the sort of premise behind it was how do we, what’s the most wasteful way to use the biggest movie star in the world? And it was through a character that is largely invisible and worthless throughout the movie. And then just having him show up for eight frames of footage. And I guess Brad found that funny, we all found that funny. And he said, yes. And the next thing you know he came and shot for about seven minutes. It took him longer to drink the coffee that he requested as payment.”

jitterbugjive:

broblab:

lovestruck-derpy:

What the HELL are you talking about, Lovestruck has been updating fairly frequently for a while now, it hasn’t been a year, it updated LAST MONTH. TWICE. And has been updating for months now!!

Side note: You don’t NEED them, I don’t OWE you, and I don’t need to make yet another damn Doctor/Derpy related project, I already have plenty and you get plenty so pay attention and actually go to the page before making rude demands like this.

What the fuck, derpy.

I AM NOT DERPY! IT’S CALLED TYPING OUT OF CHARACTER, JESUS CHRIST

if anon wants derpdock so bad they should make their own blog and make their own content.

dantes-divine:

me, an evocation wizard: why dont we just burn down the entire village?

party: yeah!

dm:

nuka-rockit:

steampunktendencies:

A steam train after a boiler explosion.