eleanorappreciates:

writing-prompt-s:

Due to your poor spelling, you’ve accidentally summoned Stan.

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dickjarvisblogblog:

avant-gardevoir:

There you have it. The oldest engine available of HL2, running at DirectX level 6 at 640x480 at the absolute lowest settings humanly possible, clocking at about 300fps on average.

Half Life 2 at it’s worst looks like a decent low-poly indie game.

makeupandlaughter:

One of the best jokes on that show.

dilfgod:

dilfgod:

people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

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nuclearcarrots:

and here we are.

you may want to full view this one.  it’s 1080p, for those who would like it for personal use.  please don’t repost this piece anywhere, i’ve been working on it for literally three years and i would be very unhappy if it ended up uncredited somewhere out there.

i’ll have a very limited number of poster-sized prints of this at the memphis comic and fantasy convention in a couple weeks.

sapphicalienn:

christichris:

justhurtingalot:

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

nickbonino:

the results are finally here!

thank you everyone who took part. i had so much fun putting this all together and i hope y’all enjoy the data!!

(more results under the cut)

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special thanks to @wizardtwins​, without tori this survey would not have been as far-spread as it ended up being!

(op notes:

1. there were more quotes however i ended up only including the ones with 3 votes or more otherwise the post would never ended

2. i tried to put the quotes in chronological, apart from running gags that are at the top of the list, but idk how successful i was

3. quotes from characters are presented in speech marks. if they’re spoken by one of the boys ooc or griffin when he’s dming then they’re not)

showerthoughtsofficial:

The only thing separating you from certain death at 65mph is a painted white line and a mutual agreement not to play bumper cars.