lesbian-spiderman:

listen. .. noah fence or anything, but I want the last avengers to end the same way the first one did: everyone crammed into a restaurant, exhausted (maybe a little traumatized, but we wont worry abt that) but alive, and all eating shwarma together

celticpyro:

everthingbutnothingatall:

parliamentrook:

this is the only way I’m drinking wine now

Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle

Now you can have Edgar Allen Poe’s fursona barf blood into your goblet for the ultimate Goth Experience.

I have the perfect Amontillado to go with this in my cellar if anyone wants any

millennial-review:

hannahlady:

I had to quickly draw this interaction between @denimlich and @sisterlich, AKA real life Barry and Lup

thesovietbroadcast:

pinkisbitter:

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

attndotcom:

A spokesperson for the Danville Police Department denied that officers were blocking their dash cams. But activists are skeptical about the department’s reason for raising the hoods.

alyiciadebnam:

the world isn’t real..

lubricates:

Straight people: why must you label everything, were all humans

Also straight people: Put that down Rebecca, that’s a boys toothbrush !!

silver-tongues-blog:

This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

Back story, my managers name is Alexa and she was in charge of the music. She’s also the one who left the soap running so she played despacito while I cleaned