Silver Tongue

shromo:

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

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This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

tomatomagica:

cher-ub:

cis ppl r like. oh youre trans? do your parents love you?

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remanedur:
“ snarthurt:
“ cdi-screens:
“Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
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so much history in these halls
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remanedur:

snarthurt:

cdi-screens:

Zelda: Wand of Gamelon

so much history in these halls

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Another Nat 20 Story

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We came across a group of goblins, and after fighting them a while, our rogue ran out of arrows.

Rogue: “I fire my shortsword!”

DM: “I’m sorry, what?”

Rogue: “I’m gonna fire it like an arrow with my shortbow!”

DM: “This is stupid, but fine. Roll for it.”

Rogue: “I got a 20!”

DM: “Wait, is the goblin– it’s dead now, I guess.”

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

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i am SCREAMING

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spintowin:

writing-prompt-s:

You discover a grand hall filled with legendary weapons like Mjonir and Excalibur. Each generation or so, warriors come to the hall to inherit a weapon that they are worthy enough to wield. Across the hall you see a forgotten weapon that’s been collecting dust. You hear it call to you.

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rileyr0123:

gentlemanalways:

brattynympho:

darkkkbeautyyy:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

everydayfixxx:

catchymemes:

The Adventures of Florida Man

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lest we forget

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On everything I refuse to stay in Florida for more than 5 days

^honestly. I will not be caught up in they bs.

Guess where I’m going…

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Originally posted by theariplane