peachsnakes:

new political compass go

trainthief:

technically i had parents but in a realer sense dragonology and egyptology raised me and wizardology was my cool uncle who let me play with his knife 

communistbakery:

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

forte8910:

raetherandom:

Why the fuck are his ARMS in a magic chest? 

HOW DID HE OPEN THE MAGIC CHEST WITH NO ARMS.  

There are few things more beautiful than witnessing the birth of a Homestuck.

coloradoqueen:

kingofrunes:

yourshipsaregross:

disgustinganimals:

pizzacatsandboobs:

kaible:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

loversupreme:

yg-ou:

loversupreme:

Just a PSA for all you numbskulls

The chicken potstickers at cheesecake factory are da bomb dot com and I can’t stop thinking about them

just a question…… why do they sell chicken potstickers at a factory where they make cheesecake…….

Next question

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

mediocrepresident:

birdwithteeth:

Today is a very important day

Happy birthday Danny