as much as i hear people giving different versions of d&d a hard time for “making everyone a mage” or other similar “but if everyone has it then no-one is special!” complaints, im surprised i never hear the same of darkvision
like holy shit. only 3 out of the 9 core races DON’T have darkvision.
so torches are a human/halfling/dragonborn invention that basically no one else bothered to mess with. and like, why isn’t that addressed more? why isn’t that worked into more game worlds? because that would definitely change shit up if 2/3rds of the civilizations most people know of don’t bother with illuminating dark places because they don’t need to.
especially with so many settings having so much magic in them. like you…don’t really need light to even read. what’s to stop such magical people from having touch-activated self-illuminating text? and why would people who’ve never needed light to see in the dark bother with writing systems that you need light to see anyway? you honestly expect me to believe that no one figured out some fantasy equivalent of braille? that no one knew how to write until humans or halflings or dragonborn figured it out and passed it on to these races that live so effing much longer than them?
-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now
-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know
-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things
-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*
-”what time is it where you are again”
-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest
-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo
-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots
-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”
-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*
feel free to add
-*the chat is super busy but instead of partcipating in the conversation you are just watching it scroll by and reading everything, nodding and agreeing at messages and giggling*
-”Hey, I am invinsible because I don’t want that person to see I’m online lol”
-AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING MESSAGE SEARCH SYSTEM
-Typing like this because you need to make everyone wait for the rest of your text like wait for my text in excitement
-”wHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO “MACARONI MC CLUB”
-everyone is in voicechat when you can’t join in but at a time when you can actually talk with everyone you just stay in mute because you’re too shy
Tumblr: Boycott Coco! It’s made by white people and is offensive to Mexicans!
Meanwhile, in Mexico:
🙄🙄 Ignorant people. It’s not offensive, even if it was made by white people. Just a complete copy of an amazing movie (Book of Life) this movie is doing well because well, it’s a DISNEY movie.
Go watch both Coco and Book of Life and learn more about Mexican culture.
✌🏽🇲🇽
@erikaamichelle Nope, not even that. Coco is Not a ‘Complete Copy’ Of Book Of Life. It is actually Completely different from that film in so many ways! The only thing they have in common is Dia De Muertos. And these points are what I’m standing by.
• Focuses On Mexican Heritage And tradition while Book Of Life is more based on Spanish.
• Disney/Pixar didn’t turn down Book Of Life! That was DreamWorks
• The stories are NOT the same
• Completely different art styles.
• Mexican heritage Representation.
• Heavily researched and detailed for authenticity and respect.
• All Hispanic Cast.
• The two films went into Production a few years apart. This film isn’t anything new.
• And The Team behind Book Of Life is in full support of Coco and are wishing it much success! There is no rivalry at all between them at all.
If Hallmark can make 85000000 Christmas movies around the same fucking premise (lonely cishet white people find love on Christmas) then we can have two popular Dia de los Muertos cartoons without cries of “plagiarism” thrown around.
I like how the Onion realised that nothing it could write would ever be as bizarre as the current events of 2017, and has instead taken to brutally honest commentary.
This is the worst, but also strangest timeline.
We are watching as what once was satiracle ‘news’ sites do nothing more then be themselves, but slowly, certainly, become real journalist as all ‘real’ journalists devolve into satire worthy jokes around them.
I can almost see turning to some kid in the next 10-20 years that needs help on their goverment homework where you usually have to use a news thing as a source and regal them with the tale that once upon a time, The Onion was a comedy site not to ever be take seriously.
{edit} (i know there are a lot of actual journalists, the great ones espeically are frustrated by how the industry has been changing and basically forcing them out. I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion was actually hiring some of these guys. And yes, I know that Fox has been a joke even before the push against ‘fake news’ (read: before our fucking cod piece in chief claimed actual news as liars)
whats your opinion on a roxy and calliope looking a bunch of frogs and being covered by them and them being super cute because i think it would look great in your art pretty please
So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh
Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.
Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.
You miss the book where Harold has a husband?
Fanfiction aint canon
It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon.
I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series
Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book.
Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant.
LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’.
The shit that always pisses me off is whenever someone adds a gay character to something fun and harmless, it’s always described as inserting a “political agenda”. Like bitch, my sexuality is in no way shape or form political. The only ones making it political are the assfucks in washington whose marriages are so weak that two guys kissing can destroy it.
to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
