quetzalcuetzpalin:

quality memes tell truths

lets-talk-about-sects:

violentfutches:

malcolmcooks:

animate-mush:

violentfutches:

so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while she’s there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that she’s an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesn’t want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught

Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wide…

why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like
thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached

because she’s gay and loves drama don’t ever question me again

Botticelli would have wanted this and you know it

piethecreator:

autiegotmoves:

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

@secondquill @hiddeninshxdows @cartoonimal

enecoo:

Sypha Belnades as they appear in Captain N (left) and the Castlevania Netflix series (right)

enecoo:

These two images give me whiplash, because they are the same character

diabetictacobell:

hey gaymers uuhhhhhhhhhhh   grimdark tavros

nedsseveredhead:

explain your dnd characters backstory in the shittiest way possible

probablybadrpgideas:

But the DM has a soundboard that contains the laughs, cheers and boos of a sitcom’s live studio audience

bogleech:

Amphibia’s intro premiered during SDCC by the way and it makes me pretty PUMPED for FROG GRAVITY FALLS

FROGITY FALLS

GRAVITY FROGS

FRAGGITY FROLLGLS

LIZARDS CONFIRMED

SNAILS STATUS: IN IT

imaginedsoldier:

This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.