Silver Tongue

From now on, all my text posts will be in purple

CG: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
CG: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.
CG: I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD.
CG: I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME.
CG: WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL.
CG: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
CG: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE “PARADISE” PLANET.
CG: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.
CG: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
CG: ONLY MY HATE.
CG: IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.
CG: IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG.
CG: SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.
CG: IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU.
CG: MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
CG: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
CG: YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
CG: YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
EB: hi karkat!

leafaske:

carl no

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

remember the time valve had to edit a piece of tf2 art because the heavy’s finger looked like a giant dick coming out of the demoman’s head 

it was unbelievably hard to find proof of this but i did it

Current:

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Illegal Dick Head:

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afallenwolf:
“ dracota:
“I just can’t explain just how much I love this photo. :3
”
Please tell me there are more like this!
”

afallenwolf:

dracota:

I just can’t explain just how much I love this photo. :3

Please tell me there are more like this!

illicitmemedealer:
“Happy pride month reminder that it was a gay who defeated the nazis and was responsible for the turning point in WW2 leading to the end of a terrible genocide, and also who invented the first computer
”

illicitmemedealer:

Happy pride month reminder that it was a gay who defeated the nazis and was responsible for the turning point in WW2 leading to the end of a terrible genocide, and also who invented the first computer

mefirstwiener:

kellyclowers:

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

chongoblog:

Caught in a rather good romance

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D

…that is exactly what it sounds like

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aeritus:
“This may be one of the most self-indulgent shit ever but fuck it.
This weekend has been hell so far
”

aeritus:

This may be one of the most self-indulgent shit ever but fuck it.
This weekend has been hell so far

tastefullyoffensive:
“by Good Bear Comics
”

dot-emcee:

Uno game intensifies

[part 1 of ???]

[comic 1]

[comic 2] part: 1