one of these is prospitcest. its unclear which because its unknown which ones were the original clones and which ones were the genetic combinations but heres some prospitcest for you
could you like.. not be weird by defining vrisrezi as incest lmao
nope because i did this specifically to point out the hypocrisy of people who harass people who draw something cute involving jade and john but have no problem shipping trolls who are genetically related. either have the whole cake or have none of it.
except the world isn’t fucking black and white, especially in fiction when it’s written by a human being and dealing with made up shit
the humans had much more of a focus on the familial bonds they were revealed to have because our culture and biology results in things like parents, siblings, etcetera. two people have a child and have a kid and the way genetics work, that kid having kids with their parents or siblings would be terrible for the resulting child! it’s also just fucking gross
the trolls don’t have parents or really any known family in the way their society works, other than their lusus. their dna is taken by the robots to the mother grub and put into an “incestuous slurry” which results in a bunch of kids. there’s no real explanation to HOW this works biologically because maybe like four or five trolls contributed in the dna of a kid. maybe only two. that’s never explained. plus the ectobiology could have been weird and different too so just.. fuck. besides, the offspring of that batch of troll kids getting together really doesn’t mean anything for their society, so it doesn’t matter.
REGARDLESS this is all made up shit by hussie so we don’t have to take the word of god to rigidly define things. we, as human beings, kinda just view each each dancestor as the actual ancestor of the kids. karkat to kankri. kanaya to porrim. etc
nepeta and feferi? sollux and aradia? eridan and feferi? there’s no fucking details of the beta trolls that would imply they’re related. no “we’re brother and sister!” spotlights in the story. the biology of the trolls is weird and kind of incestuous but nothing in the actual dialogue or relations shows the betas being related. the ONLY characters that do have some familial terms used for one another is vriska and terezi, being called scourge sisters, but that’s never meant literally and can easily be more as a term of endearment, like a man calling his friend a bro.
john and jade are humans and pretty fucking clearly brother and sister. dave and rose too. you can see the resemblance between the strilondes and th.. the.. harl..egb.. john/jade/jane/jake. their guardians were their actual family members for god’s sake. they look, act, are explained, and are framed as brother and sister. vrisrezi isn’t.
don’t let some minor, ambiguous fucking technicality excuse LITERAL incest art by saying vrisrezi is the same as johnjade. fuck you
funny how you’re trying to justify incest.
terezi and vriska were literally called the scourge sisters.
a. i explained why that doesn’t have to fucking mean familial relations. it can be used endearingly. please read
b. i guess karkat and dave are incestuous because dave calls karkat bro
c. fuck you
d. why was vriska and terezi the only two who were referred to as siblings? if we are to see the rest as siblings somehow, please show me the other familial terms used to relate the other non-dancestors. also fuck you
you are trying so hard to defend scourgecest
wow they blocked me on my own post. anywho to continue my reasoning,
vriska and terezi were both prospit. we know from johns ectobiology that it combines ancestors based on planet. we know from the meteor that the trolls does it in groups of six for the trolls, doing it as the whole planet. so that means that vriska and terezi would likely be genetically related as their ancestors would be mixed to create 6 prospit grubs while the derse ancestors make 6 derse grubs. sorry but vrisrezi is still scourgecest. if yall are agaisnt shipping fictional characters who may or may not be related biologically then yall have to stop shipping it. or get off your high horse and stop harassing people.
one of these is prospitcest. its unclear which because its unknown which ones were the original clones and which ones were the genetic combinations but heres some prospitcest for you
could you like.. not be weird by defining vrisrezi as incest lmao
nope because i did this specifically to point out the hypocrisy of people who harass people who draw something cute involving jade and john but have no problem shipping trolls who are genetically related. either have the whole cake or have none of it.
except the world isn’t fucking black and white, especially in fiction when it’s written by a human being and dealing with made up shit
the humans had much more of a focus on the familial bonds they were revealed to have because our culture and biology results in things like parents, siblings, etcetera. two people have a child and have a kid and the way genetics work, that kid having kids with their parents or siblings would be terrible for the resulting child! it’s also just fucking gross
the trolls don’t have parents or really any known family in the way their society works, other than their lusus. their dna is taken by the robots to the mother grub and put into an “incestuous slurry” which results in a bunch of kids. there’s no real explanation to HOW this works biologically because maybe like four or five trolls contributed in the dna of a kid. maybe only two. that’s never explained. plus the ectobiology could have been weird and different too so just.. fuck. besides, the offspring of that batch of troll kids getting together really doesn’t mean anything for their society, so it doesn’t matter.
REGARDLESS this is all made up shit by hussie so we don’t have to take the word of god to rigidly define things. we, as human beings, kinda just view each each dancestor as the actual ancestor of the kids. karkat to kankri. kanaya to porrim. etc
nepeta and feferi? sollux and aradia? eridan and feferi? there’s no fucking details of the beta trolls that would imply they’re related. no “we’re brother and sister!” spotlights in the story. the biology of the trolls is weird and kind of incestuous but nothing in the actual dialogue or relations shows the betas being related. the ONLY characters that do have some familial terms used for one another is vriska and terezi, being called scourge sisters, but that’s never meant literally and can easily be more as a term of endearment, like a man calling his friend a bro.
john and jade are humans and pretty fucking clearly brother and sister. dave and rose too. you can see the resemblance between the strilondes and th.. the.. harl..egb.. john/jade/jane/jake. their guardians were their actual family members for god’s sake. they look, act, are explained, and are framed as brother and sister. vrisrezi isn’t.
don’t let some minor, ambiguous fucking technicality excuse LITERAL incest art by saying vrisrezi is the same as johnjade. fuck you
funny how you’re trying to justify incest.
terezi and vriska were literally called the scourge sisters.
a. i explained why that doesn’t have to fucking mean familial relations. it can be used endearingly. please read
b. i guess karkat and dave are incestuous because dave calls karkat bro
c. fuck you
d. why was vriska and terezi the only two who were referred to as siblings? if we are to see the rest as siblings somehow, please show me the other familial terms used to relate the other non-dancestors. also fuck you
Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I got a letter from President Obama on my 13th birthday?
No, please share
Okay, so when Jewish boys/girls turn thirteen, they have a ceremony called a bar/bat mitzvah. It’s a way to symbolize that we have become a young man/young woman, and it’s a big rite of passage for us.
At the time of my bat mitzvah, my uncle, who serves in the navy, had a job at the white house (one time he gave me and my family a tour, but that’s a story for another day). So, he worked at the white house, and it’s not like he was hanging out with the president all the time or anything spectacular, but he did know my uncle by his first name, so that was cool and important.
Anyways, a little while after my bat mitzvah and my 13th birthday, I received this in the mail:
At first I was already like, “whaaa??” My parents didn’t seem to know what it was about either. So I opened it, and, lo and behold:
along with:
So…yeah. My uncle was able to get the former president of the united states to send me a letter congratulating me on my bat mitzvah when I turned 13. Hope you enjoyed my story!
This is officially the Lucky Obama Birthday post, reblog and you’ll get a special present on your next birthday
one of these is prospitcest. its unclear which because its unknown which ones were the original clones and which ones were the genetic combinations but heres some prospitcest for you
could you like.. not be weird by defining vrisrezi as incest lmao
nope because i did this specifically to point out the hypocrisy of people who harass people who draw something cute involving jade and john but have no problem shipping trolls who are genetically related. either have the whole cake or have none of it.
except the world isn’t fucking black and white, especially in fiction when it’s written by a human being and dealing with made up shit
the humans had much more of a focus on the familial bonds they were revealed to have because our culture and biology results in things like parents, siblings, etcetera. two people have a child and have a kid and the way genetics work, that kid having kids with their parents or siblings would be terrible for the resulting child! it’s also just fucking gross
the trolls don’t have parents or really any known family in the way their society works, other than their lusus. their dna is taken by the robots to the mother grub and put into an “incestuous slurry” which results in a bunch of kids. there’s no real explanation to HOW this works biologically because maybe like four or five trolls contributed in the dna of a kid. maybe only two. that’s never explained. plus the ectobiology could have been weird and different too so just.. fuck. besides, the offspring of that batch of troll kids getting together really doesn’t mean anything for their society, so it doesn’t matter.
REGARDLESS this is all made up shit by hussie so we don’t have to take the word of god to rigidly define things. we, as human beings, kinda just view each each dancestor as the actual ancestor of the kids. karkat to kankri. kanaya to porrim. etc
nepeta and feferi? sollux and aradia? eridan and feferi? there’s no fucking details of the beta trolls that would imply they’re related. no “we’re brother and sister!” spotlights in the story. the biology of the trolls is weird and kind of incestuous but nothing in the actual dialogue or relations shows the betas being related. the ONLY characters that do have some familial terms used for one another is vriska and terezi, being called scourge sisters, but that’s never meant literally and can easily be more as a term of endearment, like a man calling his friend a bro.
john and jade are humans and pretty fucking clearly brother and sister. dave and rose too. you can see the resemblance between the strilondes and th.. the.. harl..egb.. john/jade/jane/jake. their guardians were their actual family members for god’s sake. they look, act, are explained, and are framed as brother and sister. vrisrezi isn’t.
don’t let some minor, ambiguous fucking technicality excuse LITERAL incest art by saying vrisrezi is the same as johnjade. fuck you
funny how you’re trying to justify incest.
terezi and vriska were literally called the scourge sisters.
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