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wizardtwins:
“ lighthousesystem:
“ wizardtwins:
“ when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later
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wizardtwins:

lighthousesystem:

wizardtwins:

when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later 

here’s this

Photoshop it and its a UFO

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i saw a ufo in seattle

mrdsc1010:

candyredterezii:

holydarkhallelujah:

heyitspj:

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

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bayoen:

bayoen:

rememner the episode of icarly when they tried to make a lit up billboard thing on the side of the road and it said PLEASE GO TO ICARLY.COM or something but a bunch of the letters burned out so it was jusg said PEE ON CARL

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theawesomeadventurer:
“ shiftythrifting:
“every zodiac sign was correct except for the multiple Squarius charms
”
the forbidden sign
”

theawesomeadventurer:

shiftythrifting:

every zodiac sign was correct except for the multiple Squarius charms

the forbidden sign

moocow-the-person:
“ sn0wbro:
“discuss
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I choose option 3
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moocow-the-person:

sn0wbro:

discuss

I choose option 3

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hobgoblinhero:
“ rcktpwr:
“this is the sphinx
”
“Answer my riddle; how can I get a gamer gf if girls cant play games?” ”

hobgoblinhero:

rcktpwr:

this is the sphinx 

“Answer my riddle; how can I get a gamer gf if girls cant play games?”

ruinedchildhood:

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he was probably too injured to come out fully

litefoot13:
“ audgeosborne:
“ unwinona:
“ jellyfishdirigible:
“ ladyprydian:
“Word
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Literally though this is SO ignored, even that book “The Knowledge” which is supposed to be all about how to accelerate the reboot process if civilisation collapses,...

litefoot13:

audgeosborne:

unwinona:

jellyfishdirigible:

ladyprydian:

Word

Literally though this is SO ignored, even that book “The Knowledge” which is supposed to be all about how to accelerate the reboot process if civilisation collapses, the entire subject of clothing production from fibre sources to weaving is given less than six pages (of 288), and pretty much all it has to say (less than a page) on the vital matter of spinning is “did u kno spinning wheels are a thing; Da Vinci invented the spinning flyer and it’s really cool it’s so cool and Da Vinci is cool; you can make rope”

Like ok buddy, good luck with that. Spinning wheels have a lot of parts and break easily, and spinning on a wheel is actually a specialist skill that has to be learned & practiced, so even if you do miraculously find one laying around in full working order after the apocalypse, good luck figuring out how to use and maintain it. Good luck figuring out which whorls and bobbins to use and when and why. Good luck figuring out how to adjust the band or lace the flyer to control tension and gauge. Good luck with your shitty unset, unplied, uneven yarn that you can’t even use because you ignored knitting and crochet. Good luck weaving your unset, unblocked handspun. Good luck with your weak, shitty rope. Sure glad you used that pagespace to tell us how the spinning flyer was one of the few of Da Vinci’s inventions that were implemented during his lifetime, instead of explaining how to set & block spun fibre to make it usable. That’ll keep you warm. Godspeed you naked dumbass.

Never forget the episode of Naked & Afraid where the girl knew how to weave grass into a hat and outfit and the man just got horrible sunburns all over his body.

LISTEN the best fucking resource I have EVER gotten (and I got it on accident when my grandma was gonna hand it off to the thrift shop) is Reader’s Digest: Back to Basics. It not only boasts detailed instructions on how to twist yarn and weave on a loom, it covers basically everything else too. Building houses, raising animals and growing vegetables, canning/preservation, various handcrafts, even recreation. Basically everything you’d need to know for long-term survival, which is something a LOT of people overlook.

@candiceirae

Hey, weird question but I’m trying to win a bet, if you were a dog would you prefer tummy rubs or behind the ear scratches?

incorrectfmaquotes:

classhattery:

incorrectfmaquotes:

hm, probably tummy rubs? I don’t know, I’m just thinking that if I was a dog, it’d be easier for me to show when I want tummy rubs - just roll over to expose my stomach - than for me to show that I want an ear scratch. 

Which character from FMA said this?

@classhattery I don’t think this question was meant to be something answered by an fma character, and if it was, I apologize to the asker because this is not that type of blog. I answered this question merely as the person who runs this blog.

i assume the question would be asked by tucker and answered by nina