uykimim:
“Oh thank god Will Smith gets every award
”

uykimim:

Oh thank god Will Smith gets every award

nonbinarypastels:

bisexuals are not being homophobic/lesbophobic when they tell you that it’s bi erasure to call canonically bi characters gay/lesbian

bisexuals are not being homophobic/lesbophobic when they take issue with you coming onto their posts talking about canonically bi characters with some “umm no sweaty they’re gay :)” bullshit

bisexuals are not being homophobic/lesbophobic when they call gays and lesbians out on their bi erasure and biphobia

noogatdelight:
“I found this while cleaning up my art folder, IDK why I never posted it! .o.
”

noogatdelight:

I found this while cleaning up my art folder, IDK why I never posted it! .o.

themarginalthinker:
“ morbidlyqueerious:
“ battlships:
“ theweirdwideweb:
“:-O
”
It’s not actually known if lemons were made by humans or if they were just natural hybrids of citrons and sour oranges. Apparently it’s super common for citrons to...

themarginalthinker:

morbidlyqueerious:

battlships:

theweirdwideweb:

:-O

It’s not actually known if lemons were made by humans or if they were just natural hybrids of citrons and sour oranges. Apparently it’s super common for citrons to fertilize basically anything they’re near.

great now we gotta kinkshame the fruit

Everything about this post is going in so many directions at once 

when life gives you lemons, its time to kinkshame nature

blackfairypresident:

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

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SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

Consider: Karcat clan leader
Anonymous

roxylalondes:

when you forget about an oc for an extended period of time

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@rosexknight

bogleech:

terrifictentacle:

fairy-children:

thegeekygadgets:

“Game Over”, by Kordian Lewandowski.

http://bit.ly/1CbqsI5

holy shit

luigi number one

I THOUGHT THE FIRST PHOTO WAS LIKE A TINY MODEL SOMEONE MADE

marauders4evr:

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

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It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

banishedquasiroyal:

fuck it i’m thinking about cherubs now so hold onto your asscheeks bc here are some headcanons

(about calliope, bc she’s such a fucking weird little skull lizard gremlin and i adore her)

also i’m sleep deprived so. this may not be coherent after a certain point

1) u know those lizards with the crest that flares up when they’re PUMPED? like. yknow. the scaly equivalent of the mighty cockatoo? bc cherubs have that. this little ridge that rests upon the top of the skull and is generally flaccid unless they get ridiculously emotional. then it’s…magnificent

2) they’re quasi reptiles but also harbingers of cosmic shit, so the bod temperatures are meant to withstand the horrifying cold of space while still being like, feasible for a biological thing. which is why i’m all aboard SOLAR POWERED CHERUB aka. idk man. they store heat? like a camel. but with…warmth. maybe they’re powered by love idk

3) bc calliope never got the chance to like, throttle her brother out of her system, she’s unfortunately never going to have the bod of a fully “mature” cherub, ie, no turning into a galactic leviathan upon arousal. instead….fuxking….lindworm. which is to say that dope ass dragon lizard shit with two lil legs and a big mouth but still like, feasibly imaginable by mortal means

4) i can’t feel my face

5) oh also. cherubs. got like. lil feathers and scales. i mean it’s mainly scales but there is fo sho some lil tony vestigial fluff up on those snake chickens. basilisk? idfk man

angel like comment subscribe i should probably sleep

what if she also

sprays perfume on her tongue to get a better smell

can see colours that humans cant

has a tail with a rattle