supergameboytwo:

recuperationdisliker:

april:

echo-dream:

street crossiants

Rating: Not Cute

As magical as it is to see a litter of baby croissants, they are obviously disoriented and will not survive on their own. I hope they were taken to a rescue shelter after this photo was taken.

i ate em all. off the ground

Rating: Cute

Litters of baby croissants love to be eaten. off the ground.

rebel13lion39:

sic-semper-hominibus:

angstbotfic:

yes and

and 

grox:

okiitos:

memewhore:

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

okiitos:

memewhore:

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

virmillion:

i recognize that twitter is on an eight year tumblr delay but this person on tiktok really said tumblr university 2

dingodoodles:

Doodling my other son =u=👌

itsapmseymour:

consuelodoodles:

blooming-conifers:

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

skywitchmaja:

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

I hope Robert and Barbara Wire are in a happy and committed relationship.