Silver Tongue

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

I wonder how many homestucks out there have “Secure” passwords that are really just regular shitty passwords but with thier favorite Typing Quirk.

Repsonses So far: 

Homestucks: I Feel Called Out And Am Being Personally Kinkshamed In My Own Home In Front Of God And My Cat

Normal people: “You know what? That’s as good a strategy as any.”

dab-daddy-420:

shoutout to all the bottoms in minecraft for making a community farm so everybody can eat while the tops go out and mine, you’re what’s keeping this community running

theshitneyspears:

who would win in a fight

wlw and mlm solidarity

spagfunk:

mote-of-ash:

droosy:

dogs are OVER

this is hands down my favorite taz comic nothing will ever come fucking CLOSE

@obi1keboneme

sabrebash:

“Your heart swells, and you don’t know why.”

chefpyro:

Murder, She Wrote

She Wrote Murder

Write Murder, She Did

She Has Written Murder

Murder, She Did Write

Murder

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Originally posted by lilbittieofeverything

the-witty-toaster:

highmachinegun:

aquosevolved:

Some uncultured plebian: What about Zero Suit Dark Samus?

Me: Have fun touching yourself to a horrifying mass of veins and see-through bones.

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Don’t say that like it’s supposed to be a challenge

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resident-reptile-art:

resident-reptile-art:

Some of us Smash for those who can’t.

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chefpyro:

theurlgoeshere:

chefpyro:

If you don’t dramatically explain what each card you play does when you play Yu Gi Oh you’re not playing Yu Gi Oh right

I dramatically explain what each card does when I shop for groceries, does that count?

It’s all fun and games until the cashier plays Exodia…

cab you explain what pot of geed does?