layallyourlove:

theglowpt2:

theglowpt2:

i just learned that tessa thompson was wearing a wig in ragnarok and also that it cost disney ten thousand dollars

wig ok

pembrokewkorgi:

pembrokewkorgi:

What in the actual fuck…

reblogging because this is still one of my favorite WTF Scooby scenes.

zaranephthys:

awholenotha:

black–twitter:

You’re the problem if you think she’s wrong.

Find him and beat his ass

cut out his tongue for those comments and his eyes so he can never do look at anyone like that again

nuttyrabbit:

jammerlee:

sorcererlance:

Originally posted by asapscience

Originally posted by pridesquishy

GOD DAMMIT

juza-the-cloud:

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

homestuck paternity court

troll maury, receiving an envelope: And the results are in! Dave, before I read these aloud, do you have anything you want to say to the man you are accusing of being your baby?

dave strider, eight months pregnant, looking pretty good all things considered: yeah ngl i started writing this hoping for one thing and now its dangerously out of hand. please free me from this prison

is… Is the baby john?

fiilme:

Ah! There’s nothing more refreshing than a bottle of Pure Untainted Christian Values™!

making a shitty pun while im DMing is a gamble because theres it could either grant you a point of inspiration or it could cause you to get targeted by the next trap

yourplayersaidwhat:

Dm: ok so what do you do with this slime

Bard: Ok let’s take him to-

me: woah woah woah. Did you just assume it’s male?

Dm: Let’s just say it’s non binary

me: Or we can say its…. gender fluid

Dm: I’ll make sure it kills you first