explainingthejoke:
“ elequosoraptor:
“ redtubeyou:
“ officialprydonchapter:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ adurot:
“That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN...

explainingthejoke:

elequosoraptor:

redtubeyou:

officialprydonchapter:

silver-tongues-blog:

adurot:

That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate
no one pulled the damn thing in
Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint
fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).

@explainingthejoke

The image is a screencap of a cartoon series, Ducktales, which stars anthropomorphic ducks. In the screencap, one of the ducks is drinking chocolate out of a chocolate fountain.

The comments are in reference to a Tumblr post from several years ago.

There was a gifset going around of a bird walking into a chocolate fountain. One Tumblr user angrily posted that it was evidence of animal abuse, prompting an argument about whether or not this constituted animal cruelty. For a while, people liked to copy and paste the things the arguing users said to each other. It became a meme based on two things: (1) the over-the-top nature of the argument, and (2) the fact that the gifset was of a CGi animated bird from the movie Jack and Jill, starring Adam Sandler. The bird wasn’t real, rendering the already strange fight completely moot.

Here is a KnowYourMeme about that bird post.

ornistheavianfiend:
“ climatetruth:
“ This tweet from scientist Jacquelyn Gill (@JacqelynGill) went viral, and for good reason. The war on science continues, and she summed up this story perfectly into 3 sentences on Twitter.
Read the full article:...

ornistheavianfiend:

climatetruth:

This tweet from scientist Jacquelyn Gill (@JacqelynGill) went viral, and for good reason. The war on science continues, and she summed up this story perfectly into 3 sentences on Twitter. 

Read the full article: http://bit.ly/2AxVBf3

Take action to keep standing up for science: http://bit.ly/2gOFm5N

The row has erupted after a key polar satellite broke down a few days ago, leaving the US with only three ageing ones, each operating long past their shelf lives, to measure the Arctic’s dwindling ice cap. Scientists say there is no chance a new one can now be launched until 2023 or later. None of the current satellites will still be in operation then.

No words can describe how much this angers the crap out of me.

hawdy-art:

source : Tom and Jerry (1947) - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Mouse

rasec-wizzlbang:

respectable-loonitic:

rasec-wizzlbang:

captain-crayon:

rasec-wizzlbang:

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???

thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too

W h y   a r e    y o u    d o i n g   t h i s   t h e n?

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blairbitchcraft:
“put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado
”

blairbitchcraft:

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

iammyfather:

peace-love-colbert:

Trump Says Putin ‘Means It’ About Not Meddling in U.S. Elections

President Trump said on Saturday that he believed President Vladimir V. Putin was sincere in his denials of interference in the 2016 presidential elections, calling questions about Moscow’s meddling a politically motivated “hit job” that was hindering cooperation with Russia on life-or-death issues.

Speaking after meeting privately with Mr. Putin on the sideline of the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation summit meeting in Danang, Vietnam, Mr. Trump said that he had again asked whether Russia had meddled in the contest, but that the continued focus on the issue was insulting to Mr. Putin.

Mr. Trump said it was time to move past the issue so that the United States and Russia could cooperate on confronting the nuclear threat from North Korea, solving the Syrian civil war and working together on Ukraine.

“He said he didn’t meddle — I asked him again,” Mr. Trump told reporters traveling with him aboard Air Force One as he flew to Hanoi for more meetings. “You can only ask so many times. I just asked him again. He said he absolutely did not meddle in our election. He did not do what they are saying he did.”

When the NYT and Onion become indistinguishable.

gamebooadvanced:

shitboy96:

“Ellen the generous” is honestly top tier humour

Neon Degeneres Ellengelion

zebeck:
“ uhhh sober!indigo-blooded tavros?????????
or just subjugglator tav w/e
this is stupid and i’m stupid and everything is stupid bye.
”

zebeck:

uhhh sober!indigo-blooded tavros?????????

or just subjugglator tav w/e

this is stupid and i’m stupid and everything is stupid bye.

crowbins:
“ ygosideblog:
“what the FUCK does that mean
” ”

crowbins:

ygosideblog:

what the FUCK does that mean

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slimetony:

ketos-swimmy-swim:

slimetony:

slimetony:

Grounded from tumblr for a month because my step dad Brett got hit with a ninja star while i was practicing but he says i did it on purpose which is not true

Mom kicked Brett out of the house because he spent our rent money on pay per view MMA fights so im technically ungrounded from tumblr

I…I can’t tell if this is true or false

It is not true i did not hit him he was lying