Alternia seems safer
a lup commission i did for @gaiasashh !! thank you so much for commissioning me!
my commissions post is here!
This will never NOT be funny
The desperation and panic in his crew mate’s voice is so REAL!
WHAT GAME IS THIS
It’s sea of thieves and the amount of fuckery you can get up to is astounding
Here, I found more
That’s got to be the best ad for a game I’ve ever seen
undertale is a real inspiration, like it was once a kickstarted indie project and now it has live orchestras and connections to huge names in the video game industry. it’s been years now and i STILL can’t listen to the ost without getting emotionally overwhelmed.
look it’s a well known matter of fact that each and every single boy in homestuck is a weenie baby when it comes down to it
open your eyes people! they’re all weenies! your fave could never and i know it hurts but you just need to accept and understand that they absolutely have not and never will match even a fourth of the tenacity literally any other homestuck girl has in their right pinkies alone
idk what it is about this post but there has to be some kind of horrible awful aura surrounding it for there to be such a high concentration of weirdos adding to it in the replies and notes
All of the Homestuck boys are weak and natural selection is coming for them but Hal and Karkat can stay.
let me add to this post’s cursed aura since it’s already too far gone
do you ever look at someone’s art and they draw something in a disturbingly detailed manner, or the camera angles just somehow “happen” to focus on that thing unexpectedly often, and you just know it’s got to be a fetish thing?
that’s exactly how it feels with homestuck. the sheer focus on the weenie boys/kickass girls dichotomy in the writing. there’s no way it ISN’T a fetish thing. no fucking way. (that, and mind control. there’s more mind control in this comic than in every other story i’ve read in the past decade put together.)
anyway i’m kinkshaming the hell out of andrew hussie and no one can stop me.
did you seriously just say that well written female characters can only be the result of someone having a femdom kink
ms paint is clearly the product of femdom fetish
So my great aunt went to summer camp with Donald Trump and apparently they used to call him frumpy trumpy
Reblog to protect your blog from the Frumpy Trumpy
look it’s a well known matter of fact that each and every single boy in homestuck is a weenie baby when it comes down to it
open your eyes people! they’re all weenies! your fave could never and i know it hurts but you just need to accept and understand that they absolutely have not and never will match even a fourth of the tenacity literally any other homestuck girl has in their right pinkies alone
“Not even Dirk?” is what I’d ask if I didn’t know better.
dirk “im going to dissipate into a cloud of pixels due to my sheer manpain” strider is one of the biggest weenies of them all
What about Kurloz? He is quite more manipulative than numerous of the females, with intimidation factors that rank higher than some females.
Also he has attractive aspects to add in.
kurloz is manipulative in the “mind control to the point where no memories are retained, using my girlfriend to do my bidding” and “suspiciously was the only person to witness a once brilliant individual get brain damaged so badly that they couldn’t fully function any longer in society let alone as a friend” sense. not to mention “is part of a murdercult and knowingly assists someone into becoming their own god and then fucking shit up (gamzee)”. and yeah that would be so interesting if he was actually developed past “spooky pawn with chucklevoodoos” as far as his character arc goes.
read: he’s not a weenie. he’s next level undercooked hotdog boy. this guy is still pig intestines waiting to be seasoned. he is the cheap, mass produced generic soy/corn blend that the pig ate before its inevitable slaughter.
the only guys in homestuck who arent a weenie is hearts boxcar and sawbuck
this is summoner slander, Summoner is a good boy
Summoner was a mega weenie who couldnt deal with alternia so he fuckin ran to the forest and lived like peter pan


