Silver Tongue

yallalreadyknowitsunderale:

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X gon give it to ya by DMX was already written by the time Chara fell into the underground.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

ryanphantom:

listen, there have been over 200 episodes of the x-files, a handful of which were actual parody episodes… but nothing will ever compare to the unintentional comedy of this fucking scene right here

jasper-rolls:

i love tool assisted speedruns

labias:
“Omg
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labias:

Omg

sqvalors:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

example A

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cheetahtrout:

elodieunderglass:

madgastronomer:

pazdispenser:

blacksmithanode:

dimetrodone:

pazdispenser:

blacksmithanode:

Swans are the horses of birds

intriguing thesis, but i think herons cause more existential horror

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Herons are the hippopotamus of birds 

i agree. hippopotamus cause existential horror and aren’t usually considered beautiful or graceful in the same way horses and swans are. it’s the combination of perceived grace and grim reality that makes a horse

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good point

@elodieunderglass

fuckin…. hell

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sounds reasonable

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

everything i say??? cringe.

everything i think??? cringe.

everything i post????? cringe.

every time i breathe????? cringe.

everytime we touch??????

i get this feeling and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly cant u hear my heart beat fast i want this to last

w0wls:

everything-is-better-with-a-ph:

publicschoolstories:

In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

now that is big dick energy

Ok ok but what the fuck is 40$ going to do towards the cost of a year of college

tangarang:

i wish there were more scenes that showed mandy to be just as much as a freak as billy cause this is RLY GOOD. 

chefpyro:

Anyone reading this who’s autistic come to my house for a free high five and a glass of orange juice you earned it

is the juice with or without pulp? i can only have with pulp because without feels wrong