yellowjuice:

The next time someone tries to argue with you about “disrespecting the flag/troops by kneeling” show them this.

young-replica:

young-replica:

Hello everybody! How are you all doing! Need anything purged? Those stupid undead don’t ever learn haha! Do any of you know where the nearest town to raid ehh I mean the gift shop I need ehhh Jesus fridge magnets.

HOLY SHIT A PALADIN!

samurai-jake:

john mulaney was in the fuckign “like a boss” music video this knowledge is rocking me 2 my very core

brainwad:

giada-luna:

dovewithscales:

hyratel:

dovewithscales:

messy-scandinoodle:

dovewithscales:

virtuous-thing:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

heartgemsona:

erotic-yoddeling:

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.

Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.

Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?

Everyone: Australia.

Reblogging for that last exchange.

Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk.

filibusterfrog:

halfling/orc god dam

scintillart:

here’s that lup on her own 

kyrothedragon:

konafarmhouse:

Good morning

@elektronx

strabius-strawberry:

catchymemes:

George-Washington.zip

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

actualhumangirl:

sar-kalu:

itstenafterfour:

brooklyn99fanatic:

timgayterson:

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

generally one of televisions best openings

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

Seriously, this show is hands down the best

One of the best things about this show is when you see a post saying ‘this is one of the best opens’, it could literally be any of them, because they’re all so damn good.