filibusterfrog:
“him…
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the-gender-enigma:

pixiehollows:

tops complain abt being minorities but yall that means you have a POOL of bottoms to chose from? us bottoms? we have to fight each other and turn each other into verses  

we fight each other to the death until only one of us remains for the top

bottom royale

yellowmage:

Such profound, wilful ignorance should be a capital crime.

angrynegrosinc:

4lung:

tariqah:

seinfeldbassline:

i honestly cant wait til 5 years from now when the mcelroys will have taken on the status of john green and yall will deny ever having been into them

This will happen and I will love it

man like i won’t stan for the mcelroys but like can you imagine being this willing to just ruin a bunch of kids interests for them

like y'all gotta keep in mind that there are a ton of kids on this site who are emotionally stupid as hell and highly prone to suggestion, and just reading somethin like this is enough to make them feel like they’re wrong for enjoying something.

Rather than taking a small joy away from some kid’s life because you’re jaded and hate fun, maybe instead you could like, fuck i dunno, plant a tree, make art, do something generative

like ur basically saying “cant wait for these people you trust to do something shitty and offensive. that’ll teach you to care about things”

lazebian:

doomfistsbabymama:

cartnsncreal:

I can’t believe this is 2017

The government hates the internet because now their lies are easily disproved with photographic evidence in real time.

“we don’t arrest people at sensitive areas, we make sure to wait directly outside of those areas and arrest them there.”

thoughts-of-an-x-factor:

dog-of-ulthar:

spinosaurus-the-fisher:

assuming-dinosaur:

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron

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comics are fuckin wild

update: he is also a professor at a school

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is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer?

Yes. Yes, it is.

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(Source)

#the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#FUCK IT#HE’S A FUCKING DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity)

There is no part of this post I don’t find hilarious.

gahhhdamn:

democrips:

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

how I stay sane

thepisslord:

rose-ebottles:

jasprose voice when shes forced to take a bath: HEWLP ME IM DWOWNING!!!

rose:

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